Writing

Writing jokes

Why don't you use a dull pencil?

Because there's no point. 😐😑😑

Explorer

When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'

Aid

I saw an advertisement for colored pens and how they write. They take a blue pen and write "blue," a yellow pen and write "yellow." I was inspired too.

I took a pen, filled it with my blood, and wrote "AIDS."

Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.

My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:

roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.

I want to write some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them works.

Why did Shakespeare only write using quills?

Pencils confused him: 2b or not 2b.

My daughter has been writing letters asking Satan for gifts. Imagine my shock when I realized she has dyslexia.

Why don't rappers ever get LOST?

Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).

Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?

For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!

What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?

"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"

Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?

To jot down his RAP-SODIES.