Writing

Writing jokes

Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.

My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:

roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.

Why did Shakespeare only write using quills?

Pencils confused him: 2b or not 2b.

My daughter has been writing letters asking Satan for gifts. Imagine my shock when I realized she has dyslexia.

Why don't rappers ever get LOST?

Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).

What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?

"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"

Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?

In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!

Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?

In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.