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Writing jokes

Why don't you use a dull pencil?

Because there's no point. 😐😑😑

Explorer

When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'

Aid

I saw an advertisement for colored pens and how they write. They take a blue pen and write "blue," a yellow pen and write "yellow." I was inspired too.

I took a pen, filled it with my blood, and wrote "AIDS."

Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.

My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:

roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.

I want to write some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them works.

Why did Shakespeare only write using quills?

Pencils confused him: 2b or not 2b.

My daughter has been writing letters asking Satan for gifts. Imagine my shock when I realized she has dyslexia.

Why don't rappers ever get LOST?

Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).

What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?

"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"