Corny joke jokes

Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field?

Because they are full of ears!

Now that was a corny joke.

And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing.

I was going to write a corny joke, but those are a bit too EAR-itating.

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

Why do orphans hate Geometry?

Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.

I know this is a very corny joke.

Wanna hear a terrible joke?

Paper

Pretty tear-able, huh?

Why did the strawberry cry? -- Because his mother was in a jam.

Why did the sperm cross the road?

Because I put the wrong socks on this morning.

What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.