Corny joke jokes
Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field?
Because they are full of ears!
Now that was a corny joke.
And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing.
I was going to write a corny joke, but those are a bit too EAR-itating.
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
Wanna hear a terrible joke?
Paper
Pretty tear-able, huh?
Why did the strawberry cry? -- Because his mother was in a jam.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because I put the wrong socks on this morning.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.