Corny joke jokes

Wanna hear a joke about corn?

Never mind, it's too corny.

This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.

I was going to write a corny joke, but those are a bit too EAR-itating.

Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field?

Because they are full of ears!

Now that was a corny joke.

And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing.

I'd make a joke about corn, but it's too corny.

Then again, I could make a joke about eyes, but that would be even cornea. My funny bone is broken. I guess it was because those jokes were too humerus.

Want to hear a maze joke?

Never mind, too corny.

What did the corn say to the flying apple?

"That's corny."

How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer!

Why do orphans hate Geometry?

Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.

I know this is a very corny joke.