How did the man with no arms commit suicide?
We'll never know - he didn't leave a note.
Armless Suicide
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you simpleton. You asked a question about a man with no arms killing himself. The joke is funny because it's unexpected. You'd think a guy with no arms can't leave a note, right? Therefore, he can't explain how he did it. It's dark, I know, but you're not smart enough to get it, are you?
Comrade Communist
Stabbed himself with his dick.