Writing Jokes

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I just wanted to write something random

And now my wife is dead

PLS WRITE UR COMMENT

BUT DO NOT USE WORDS LIKE MONKEY DONKEY LOSER ETC

My pensil sharpener broke so now my pensil is poinless.

i'm writing a movie about 9/11 it's called september 11th two thousand fun

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. 2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon. 3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.” 4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop. 5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river. 6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils. 7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope. 8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves. 9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match. 10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee. 11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”). 12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted. 13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff. 14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat. 15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball. 16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing. 17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.

Want to hear my pencil joke? wait I'm still writing it.

U look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (and don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders)

MMM ppl just chat random things together....JUST WRITE JOKES YA'LL

My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them Did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.

my sister said im stupig todah and shes the on whu wrot dis

I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, Cause I’m in your house every night doin your mo-om.

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I don't have time to write this joke.

What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it write"!

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I was writing my final exams, and i saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world, to my knowledge i chose an atom.

My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG, i was shocked beyond repair, shame on you psg, im now a college dropout

what do you call a Panera bread you write with? Panera lead

Yo head so big I can skate on yo head I'm talking bout real real big set a plate on yo head charg a 0hone on yo head build a home on yo head studio wide write a song on yo head