1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. 2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon. 3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.” 4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop. 5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river. 6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils. 7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope. 8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves. 9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match. 10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee. 11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”). 12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted. 13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff. 14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat. 15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball. 16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing. 17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
PLS WRITE UR COMMENT
BUT DO NOT USE WORDS LIKE MONKEY DONKEY LOSER ETC
i'm writing a movie about 9/11 it's called september 11th two thousand fun
My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them Did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
U look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (and don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders)
MMM ppl just chat random things together....JUST WRITE JOKES YA'LL
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, Cause I’m in your house every night doin your mo-om.
Want to hear my pencil joke? wait I'm still writing it.
your forehead is so big i can write an essay on it
what do you call a Panera bread you write with? Panera lead
Why dose the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence
Because the orphan is dumber
I was writing my final exams, and i saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world, to my knowledge i chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG, i was shocked beyond repair, shame on you psg, im now a college dropout
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head I'm talking bout real real big set a plate on yo head charg a 0hone on yo head build a home on yo head studio wide write a song on yo head
What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it write"!
I don't have time to write this joke.
this jokes short just like joe bidens penis oh wait if I were to make a joke to the size of joe bidens penis
i wouldnt write a joke.
