Writing jokes

Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.

I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.

What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.

A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.

No joke!

I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.

But no pun in ten did.

Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?

She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!

I was going to tell you a joke about a pencil, but now it is pointless.

I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil...

But it’s quite pointless.

Why are there 25 letters in the alphabet? Because the D is in U.

I'm a big fan of white boards; they're remarkable.

I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...

I know, I'm going to hell!

So in prep class, the students were asked to write a letter to their grandparents for Grandparents Day.

Little Johnny's friend, Little Sally, wrote things like, "Thank you," and, "You are so nice!" And Little Johnny goes, "What are you doing? You got it wrong!" So Sally says, "What do you mean? It's a letter." Little Johnny says, "Why did you do it like that? Just write a letter from the alphabet like the teacher said!" Then he says, "I wrote a J to remind them of me!"

A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will win. Sadly, no pun intended.

Salman Rushdie got a new book out.

It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."

What do you call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.

Why don't you use a dull pencil?

Because there's no point. 😐😑😑

You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.

What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?

You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"

Hey, y'all, I just wanna say thanks to Gwen on here. She writes jokes, and she got me through a lot xx.

I don't know what to write here, just like...

Why did Sally fail her final exam?

Because she had nothing written down.