Writing jokes
I was going to write a corny joke, but those are a bit too EAR-itating.
Why are there 25 letters in the alphabet? Because the D is in U.
A capital E backwards is just it's mirror image.
Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.
My pen is so strong, ladies, come and get it!
Why was the blunt pencil bad at making speeches? It never had a point.
Be papered.
Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.
Friend 1: I HATE YOU!
Friend 2: *cries* b-but i-i didn't s-say that!!
Friend 3: *writes on paper with pencil cuz is so bored*
Me: *points at pencil lead* NOW NOW NOW THIS HAS *LEAD* TO SOME SERIOUS FRIENDSHIP LOSS! Plz shut up.
All my friends: *groan at horrible pun*
I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win--however, no pun in ten did.
Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral?”
No? Shame, it was real fun.
"Dad, what is 69?" asks son.
Dad: "Well son, it is a position where a man and women pleasure each other orally."
Son: "So what shall I write? Odd or even?"
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tearable.
Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!
Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!
I'm Clueless.
By M. T. Head.
What is a penguin without a pen? A guin...
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...
I know, I'm going to hell!
I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.
Here are some rules to make a good joke:
1: Don't say “my life.”
2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.
3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).
My therapist told me to write angry letters to those that upset me and never send them.
He is really going to hate the letter he never gets.
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?
Because he didn't have a pen to write with.