Writing

Writing jokes

Dyslexia

My daughter has been writing letters asking Satan for gifts. Imagine my shock when I realized she has dyslexia.

Play

A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.

No joke!

List

I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.

But no pun in ten did.

Inspiration

Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?

She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!

Memes

Pencil

I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil...

But it’s quite pointless.

Pencil

I was going to tell you a joke about a pencil, but now it is pointless.

Helicopter

I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...

I know, I'm going to hell!

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  • Letter

    So in prep class, the students were asked to write a letter to their grandparents for Grandparents Day.

    Little Johnny's friend, Little Sally, wrote things like, "Thank you," and, "You are so nice!" And Little Johnny goes, "What are you doing? You got it wrong!" So Sally says, "What do you mean? It's a letter." Little Johnny says, "Why did you do it like that? Just write a letter from the alphabet like the teacher said!" Then he says, "I wrote a J to remind them of me!"

    Man

    A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will win. Sadly, no pun intended.

    Book

    Salman Rushdie got a new book out.

    It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."

    Midget

    What do you call a Mexican midget?

    A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.

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  • Line

    What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?

    You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"

    Gwen

    Hey, y'all, I just wanna say thanks to Gwen on here. She writes jokes, and she got me through a lot xx.

    Point

    My brother wanted to sharpen my pencil. I told him he had a point.

    Contest

    I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win--however, no pun in ten did.

    Exam

    Why did Sally fail her final exam?

    Because she had nothing written down.