Writing jokes
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What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
Is "buttcheek" one word, or should I spread them?
Been learning Chinese...
69 is too-can-chew.
I was going to tell you a joke about a pencil, but now it is pointless.
Funny Test Answers #1
I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil...
But it’s quite pointless.
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
Why are there 25 letters in the alphabet? Because the D is in U.
I'm a big fan of white boards; they're remarkable.
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...
I know, I'm going to hell!
So in prep class, the students were asked to write a letter to their grandparents for Grandparents Day.
Little Johnny's friend, Little Sally, wrote things like, "Thank you," and, "You are so nice!" And Little Johnny goes, "What are you doing? You got it wrong!" So Sally says, "What do you mean? It's a letter." Little Johnny says, "Why did you do it like that? Just write a letter from the alphabet like the teacher said!" Then he says, "I wrote a J to remind them of me!"
A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will win. Sadly, no pun intended.
Salman Rushdie got a new book out.
It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.
Why don't you use a dull pencil?
Because there's no point. 😐😑😑
My brother wanted to sharpen my pencil. I told him he had a point.
I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win--however, no pun in ten did.
Why did Sally fail her final exam?
Because she had nothing written down.
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
I don't know what to write here, just like...