Writing jokes

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Pulp is a palindrome.

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MMM ppl just chat random things together.... JUST WRITE JOKES YA'LL!

I have 25 friends from the alphabet, but don't ask me why.

Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.

My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.

My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.

I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.

Why did the pencil want to kill himself?

He had no point in life.

Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tear-able.

Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?

For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!

Why don't rappers ever get LOST?

Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).

Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?

To drop some LEAD.

What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?

"You broke the beat!"

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Have you heard the joke about the paper?

Never mind, it's tear-able.

Your forehead is so big, I can write an essay on it.

I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.

My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!

These jokes crash and burn.

Today there was a line to punch me.

Yeah, that was the punch line.

Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?

Because the orphan is dumber.