Writing jokes

Have you heard the joke about the paper?

Never mind, it's tear-able.

My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.

I have 25 friends from the alphabet, but don't ask me why.

MMM ppl just chat random things together.... JUST WRITE JOKES YA'LL!

Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.

abcdef ghijklmnop qrstuv.

You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)

Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?

For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!

Why don't rappers ever get LOST?

Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).

My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.

I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.

My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.

Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?

To drop some LEAD.

Why did the pencil want to kill himself?

He had no point in life.

What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?

"You broke the beat!"

Your forehead is so big, I can write an essay on it.

My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.

What did the pen say to the pencil?

The pen said, "You're pointy."

These jokes crash and burn.

Wanna hear a paper joke? You know what, probably not because it’s TEAR-able! :/

Be papered.