Writing jokes
Why did the pencil want to kill himself?
He had no point in life.
Have you heard the joke about the paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
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Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.
Funny Test Answers #5
My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.
I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tear-able.
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
I can't spell. Spell. Pels. Slepe. Spell. Ellpas[a[dpa[pw[paew[pfopaojf[apdkoc[asndcsdokd Fkuc.
Pulp is a palindrome.
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I have 25 friends from the alphabet, but don't ask me why.
MMM ppl just chat random things together.... JUST WRITE JOKES YA'LL!
Your forehead is so big, I can write an essay on it.
Nechen has been writing articles for the class for years.
Then the Guru asked him, "If I die now, what will be on my grave?" Fritchen searched for the plastic bag and shouted, "This is a protective bag!!"
When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.