Have you heard the joke about the paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.
I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
Why did the pencil want to kill himself?
He had no point in life.
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Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.
Your forehead is so big, I can write an essay on it.
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
What did the pen say to the pencil?
The pen said, "You're pointy."
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
Today there was a line to punch me.
Yeah, that was the punch line.
These jokes crash and burn.
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.
I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.
