Writing jokes

Why don't rappers ever get LOST?

Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).

Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tear-able.

What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.

I have 25 friends from the alphabet, but don't ask me why.

MMM ppl just chat random things together.... JUST WRITE JOKES YA'LL!

My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.

You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)

Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.

Pulp is a palindrome.

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I can't spell. Spell. Pels. Slepe. Spell. Ellpas[a[dpa[pw[paew[pfopaojf[apdkoc[asndcsdokd Fkuc.

FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS

Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.

What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.

Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.

The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.

Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.

Have you heard the joke about the paper?

Never mind, it's tear-able.

My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.

Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.

Your forehead is so big, I can write an essay on it.

When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'

Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?

In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.

Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?

To jot down his RAP-SODIES.

Once, asked if I played Scrabble, being dyslexic, I asked if it was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version.

What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?

Panera lead.