Writing jokes

What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?

"You broke the beat!"

My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.

I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.

What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.

Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tear-able.

My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.

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Pulp is a palindrome.

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Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.

I can't spell. Spell. Pels. Slepe. Spell. Ellpas[a[dpa[pw[paew[pfopaojf[apdkoc[asndcsdokd Fkuc.

MMM ppl just chat random things together.... JUST WRITE JOKES YA'LL!

I have 25 friends from the alphabet, but don't ask me why.

Have you heard the joke about the paper?

Never mind, it's tear-able.

My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.

Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.

Your forehead is so big, I can write an essay on it.

Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?

In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.

Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?

To jot down his RAP-SODIES.

Nechen has been writing articles for the class for years.

Then the Guru asked him, "If I die now, what will be on my grave?" Fritchen searched for the plastic bag and shouted, "This is a protective bag!!"

When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'

What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?

Panera lead.