Writing jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it's pointless!
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
This joke is so bad I don't even know what I wrote at this point.
That moment when you realize you do not have a joke and someone ends up laughing at what you still wrote anyway.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tear-able.
Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.
I can't spell. Spell. Pels. Slepe. Spell. Ellpas[a[dpa[pw[paew[pfopaojf[apdkoc[asndcsdokd Fkuc.
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.
Today, I invented a new word: "plagiarism."
A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds, "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."
What do you call a blind author?
A Braille writer.
Hi, I...
Sorry, my cat touched my computer. I don't know how to delete.
The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.
Like this.
I got a job as a pencil sharpener. I would tell you about it, but you wouldn't get the point.
My pen is so strong, ladies, come and get it!
I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot.
Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will win. Sadly, no pun intended.
Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?
What do mermaids use to write with?
Sea pens.
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.