I hate writing dwarf jokes, but I normally keep them short.
I have a joke about paper. It's tearable.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you.
The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”
“Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
Did you know the past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared?
My sister says I’m annoying, or that’s what I read in her diary.
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
What do you call a pen with no head?
DeCAPitated.
Wanna hear a joke about paper, Never mind, its tearable.
Did you know an eraser on a pencil slowly dies from your mistakes?
And did you know you're actually supposed to live for 25 minutes, but every time you breathe, it resets time?
I wrote a passage to stop about bullying, and it was easy. Do you know why?
Because I am a bully!
I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper.
It's just too tear-able.
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
Been learning Chinese...
69 is too-can-chew.
I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.
But no pun in ten did.
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.
I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.
My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:
roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.
