Okay what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer
Hello watersharky I am Koge. I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters but it just wouldn't land with people...
I know, I'm going to hell...
I don't know what to write here just like
heyos i just wanna say thanks to gwen on here she writes jokes and she got me thru a lot xx
What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum low on the spectrum, at least I can write this joke
A couple is sitting down, holding hands, and having a picnic after their wedding when the husband's friend walks over and says,
"Jenny and Jonathan sittin in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, the comes abrupt, tragic miscarriage! Then comes blame. Then comes despair, two hearts damaged, beyond repair. Johnathan leaves Jenny, and writes on the tree: D-I-V-O-R-C-E."
I just saw people writing Zoophile, Ailurophile, Dendrophilia in their bio, I thought this is cool but when I wrote Necrophile and Pedophile, Idk why people started hating me as I did something wrong, I was just trying to be cool as them man
To Write With a Broken Pencil Is pointless
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick? because he didn't have a pen to write with.
"Dad what is 69?" asks son Dad: Well son, it a position where a man and women pleasure each other orally. Son: So what shall I write? Odd or even.
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of a object that's not alive, so i wrote a story about an emo kid
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “do aliens exist” “of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs and she still wouldn't fit
What are willing to write in your notebook these nuts.
Write a different of onions and dead baby
It’s just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, Mein Kraft.
Why cant blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
THE HOMOPHOBES WRITING THESE JOKES
I just wanted to write something random
And now my wife is dead
