Writing Jokes

To Write With a Broken Pencil Is pointless

What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT

What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK

I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot. Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.

What are willing to write in your notebook these nuts.

Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral”? No? Shame, it was real fun

If this gets 10 comments 9 (i dont care about likes) i will write a four page easy and post it and its up too u guys what its about

My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “do aliens exist” “of course they do! They live in Mexico!”

Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of a object that's not alive, so i wrote a story about an emo kid

Write a different of onions and dead baby

The kid with a gun walked into my class room and fucking shot the teacher. He pointed the gun at me and asked,

"What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey at least he gets free food.

I picked up a document and I started to feel cold. I looked down at the document and it read DRAFT.

What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper

It’s just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, Mein Kraft.

Why cant blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?

Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.

What do pigs and ink have in common? They both go in a pen