I just saw people writing Zoophile, Ailurophile, Dendrophilia in their bio, I thought this is cool but when I wrote Necrophile and Pedophile, Idk why people started hating me as I did something wrong, I was just trying to be cool as them man
How are orphans like broken pencils? Neither of them have points.
Okay what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer
Hello watersharky I am Koge. I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.
My daughter has been writing letters asking Satan for gifts. Imagine my shock when I realized she has dyslexia.
I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil.... But it’s quite point less
I was going to tell you a joke about a pencil but now it is pointless
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters but it just wouldn't land with people...
I know, I'm going to hell...
So In Prep class, The students were asked to write a letter to their grandparents for grandparents day. Little Johnny's friend Little Sally write things like “thankyou” and “You are so nice!” And Little Johnny goes, “What are you doing you got it wrong!” So sally says, “What do you mean, it’s a letter.” Little Johnny says, “Why did you do it like that? Just write a letter from the alphabet like the Teacher said!” Then he says, “I wrote a J to remind them of me!”
What is a penguin without a pen? A guin...
heyos i just wanna say thanks to gwen on here she writes jokes and she got me thru a lot xx
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
I don't know what to write here just like
Why did sally fail her final exam?
Because she had nothing written down.
What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum low on the spectrum, at least I can write this joke
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
Answer; She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!!
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN
These are bee puns.🐝
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