In a cruel twist of Irony Stephen Hawkins Favourite song was "I've got the power".
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
Wanna hear somethin' ironic?
When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can't stop cutting.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white and blue stand for freedom..... Until they are flashing behind you!
My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.
What made me laugh?
The fact that my life is a joke:")
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
Dark humours like a kid with cancer
It never gets old
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "now were not even allowed to do that."
The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are... Woah.
The irony of metal jokes is pretty fun. But it lead to a lot of people steeling them.
So, a guy walks into a bar, and he tells the bartender, "After this last drink, I'm going to the roof to kill myself." A guy sitting next to him says, "I wouldn't do that if I were you.", in which the man replies, "Oh yeah?" So, they both take their shots and go up to the roof. The guy says "You're not gonna die, watch this!" He jumps off the roof and comes back up. The man rubs his eyes and tells him to go it again. He comes down and comes back up. The man says "Cool, let me try!", and he jumps down only to kill himself. The guy goes back to the bar, and the bartender says "Superman, you're an asshole."
There's 3 things I hate. 1. Jokes 2. Lists 3. Irony
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: you can hide, but you can’t run
Recently I've found out my wife has been cheating on me for the past 3 weeks with a baker down town in Manhattan, New York thinking I wouldn't find out. Irony of it all, she received a yeast infection.
It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday", then they want to give you a spanking.
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? Fast food
Ironic that this page is dead
