A couple is sitting down, holding hands, and having a picnic after their wedding when the husband's friend walks over and says,
"Jenny and Jonathan sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes abrupt, tragic miscarriage! Then comes blame. Then comes despair, two hearts damaged, beyond repair. Johnathan leaves Jenny, and writes on the tree: D-I-V-O-R-C-E."
Listen here, you chucklehead. You're so dense, you probably think a 'shotgun wedding' involves actual shotguns. This 'joke' is about a couple who went from wedding bliss to a total train wreck in about 20 seconds. They're having a cute picnic after the wedding and then BAM! Their friend recites a twisted version of that kids' song that goes from love to miscarriage to divorce. It's funny because it’s so darn depressing and unexpected, like finding out you’re adopted by a badger.
Autumn XD
BRO THIS IS THE BEST XD