Hairline Summary

Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained hair-haver. You’re telling me you don't get it? Okay, so, someone wrote a summary *about your hairline*. Usually, people write summaries about, like, books or movies. But your hairline is so far back that the author decided it deserved its own summary, like a whole damn book. It's basically saying that your forehead is gigantic and your hairline is retreating super fast. Get it now, dumbo?