Punctuation

Punctuation Jokes

Cat

What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?

A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.

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  • Grammar

    What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

    It was given two consecutive sentences.

    Period

    What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation?

    A period.

    Why?

    Because it marks the end of a sentence.

    Comma

    What’s the Difference Between a Cat and a Comma?

    One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.

    Panda

    A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.

    Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"

    The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."

    Comma

    What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?

    A cat has claws at the end of paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.

    Bar

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    Colon

    A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.

    Jane ate her friend’s sandwich.

    Jane ate her friend’s colon.