What is 6.9?
A beautiful thing ruined by a period.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation?
A period.
Why?
Because it marks the end of a sentence.
What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?
It was given two consecutive sentences.
What’s the Difference Between a Cat and a Comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
What comes after 69?
Period.
A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.
Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"
The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."
What’s the different between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of paws; A comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
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A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.
Jane ate her friend’s sandwich.
Jane ate her friend’s colon.
