Flour

Flour Jokes

Boy

A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”

Spice

If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!

Chick

How do fuck a really fat chick?

Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

Orphan

Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁

Rapper

Why did the rapper open a bakery?

Because he wanted to make dough from his beats.

Insult

The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.

The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.

🤣🤣🤣

Type

What's your favorite type of flour?

Don't know.

Mines self-raising.