What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self raising

A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”

what type of flour do orphans use to bake with…? SELF RAISING FLOUR!

What are the four seasons?

Salt, Pepper, Sugar and Flour.

What’s your favourite type of flour Don’t know Mines self raising

Why is flour retarded?

Because it’s in-bread.

An 80 year old blind man ask his grandson can you grab my glasses Then the grandson say did you get in the flour again Grandpa said no it was the weed