A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
Flour Jokes
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
I only cut to find out if I'm real or cake.
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).
Why is flour retarded?
Because it's in-bread.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
Self-raising flour.
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
What flowers do orphans use?...
Self-raising flour.
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
How do fuck a really fat chick?
Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough from his beats.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
Bread?
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and Flour.
