A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
I only cut to find out if I'm real or cake.
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).
Why is flour retarded?
Because it's in-bread.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
Self-raising flour.
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
How do fuck a really fat chick?
Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
🤣🤣🤣
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough from his beats.
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
Bread?
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and Flour.
An 80-year-old blind man asks his grandson, "Can you grab my glasses?"
Then the grandson says, "Did you get in the flour again?"
Grandpa said, "No, it was the weed."
