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Nathan Claunch

A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”

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Orphan

Anonymous

What flour do you give a orphan

Self raising

Orphan

Anonymous

What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self raising

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Orphan

Anonymous

What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising)

Orphan

Hooray

Q. What type of flour do orphans get? A. Self-raising flour

Orphan

Anonymous

What flour do orphans use whilst making cakes- self-raising (rising)

Orphan

Anonymous

what type of flour do orphans use to bake with…? SELF RAISING FLOUR!

Bread

Anonymous

Why is flour retarded?

Because it’s in-bread.

Orphan

Anonymous

Isn’t it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flours Orphan-👁👄👁

Puns

Anonymous

What’s your favourite type of flour Don’t know Mines self raising

Sun

Daniel King

What are the four seasons?

Salt, Pepper, Sugar and Flour.

Glass

Hello

An 80 year old blind man ask his grandson can you grab my glasses Then the grandson say did you get in the flour again Grandpa said no it was the weed