Wordplay jokes

Me: If a skinny person goes skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?

My friend: Chunky dunks.

Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun."

Guy 2: "Alright. What's the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tube of glue?"

Guy 1: "Ok, that last one was random as heck. What is the difference?"

Guy 2: "You can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna."

Guy 1: "Ok, where does the glue come in?"

Guy 2: "Ah, I knew you'd get stuck on that."

What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?

A paintball.

What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE

Here’s a trick I learned to do on the calculator.

Sally had 69 boobs (69) which was too too too many (69222), so she went to the doctor on 51st street (6922251), and he said to take a certain pill 8 times a day (6922251 times 8), which left her (flip your calculator over)

Boobless.

What do you call a dead parrot?

Polygon.

What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?

The thot that counts.

Sign outside a hair salon: "We'll color your hair or dye trying."

What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog.

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball.

Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.

What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀

What's a pedophile's favorite type of garden?

A kindergarden.

This man got his left arm and left leg cut off, and someone asked him, "How are you?" And he said, "I’m all right now."

If a crippled man told stories about himself, would that be called VeggieTales?

Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.

Did you know the letter "F" in orphan stands for family?

What do you call an Asian who can't hear?

Wha U Sai