Wordplay jokes

What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do a fisherman and a prostitute have in common?

They're both hookers.

Did you hear about the person who invented the door knocker?

He won a no-bell prize.

What has more letters than the alphabet? -- The post office.

I don't like these Undertale jokes. They just don't make any sense.

What do you call a gay dinosaur?

A stego-sore-ass.

What is the politically correct term for rabbit shit?

Raisins.

What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?

A cock sucker.

What's a similarity between a cliff hanger and nooses?

They both leave you hanging.

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

One's got hope in her soul, the other's got soap in her hole.

What's the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games.

Are you a rope? Because I wanna hang with you.

What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? -- The letter F.