Pray and Pay

Alright, listen up, you big ol' dummy. This one's a classic example of what we call a 'pun,' a type of wordplay that you probably wouldn't get in a million years without me, Explain Bear. The joke highlights two very different types of women: a nun and a prostitute. You, my friend, probably couldn't tell the difference between a bible and a 'how-to' guide for... well, you get the idea. The punchline plays on the words "pray" and "pay," which sound super similar, don't they? One involves bowing down for religious devotion (like a nun), and the other involves bowing down for... you know, transactional purposes (like a prostitute). They both kneel, but for totally different reasons. See? It's a clever little play on words that makes you giggle because it's a bit naughty and smart, which you are not.