Wordplay jokes
What do you get when you combine a penis and a potato?
A dictator.
Hey, cobalt can't. But tin can ;)
If I hung myself from a cliff, would people call me a cliffhanger?
You know, I got a SKELETON of these jokes. All are HUMERUS. Yeah, this gets under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening. Hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What bee can't fly?
Koby.
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
How do you describe a redhead with bad teeth?
Gingervitus.
3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
Why did the one-armed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Do you want to hear a money joke? "Never mind, it makes no cents."
Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!
#HOMIEZ4Life
P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)
What is a fish without an eye?
A fsh, LOL!
I used to think that I had a Japanese friend, but it was just my imagi-asian.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore!
The S in America stands for safe.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
I put the fun in dysfunctional.
Why can't Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.