Wordplay jokes
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Bear.
Bear who?
Bear bum!
What do you call dolls in a line?
Barbie queuing.
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Ghoul-aid!
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
He was a big dill!
God: Why is the teenager so short?
Angel: I don't know.
God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"
Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."
God: No, I didn't!
Herrit?
If you're American coming into the bathroom,
And you're American coming out of the bathroom,
What are you in the bathroom?
European.
Let's taco about something.
Why did the Duck go to rehab?
Because he was a Quackhead.
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."
What do you call an autistic person who is a dumbass? A dumbism.
What would Patrick be if he was a dumbass and an autistic person?
A dumbism star.
I wasn't going to tell another rape joke but fuck it.
Hey, guy, you suck! Why do I suck? Because you're the one that's sucking juice out of a straw.
What did the grape say to the banana? "Stop graping me!"
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
What's 2+2? FORE-head.
Say:
"Eye"
Spell:
"Map"
Say:
"Ness"
Now say it fast!
Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.