Wordplay jokes
What do you call a ghost's fart?
A spirit bomb.
I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs.
I'll call it Downtown.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
Spell 'Imap' and say 'ness' at the end.
You’re Russian when you go to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out. What are you in the bathroom?
European.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.
Why did the lemon 🍋 go to the doctor 👩⚕️?
Because he had a sour stomach.
What’s the best time to commit suicide?
8 a’glock in the morning.
One day I came to my mom and said, "MOM!!! I can make a butterfly!"
Mom: "No you can't..."
Me: *throws butter out the window* Me: "Look I made a butterfly!"
lol this isn't funny but I hope you liked it.
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
What do you call a Muslim guy in a bathtub?
A bath bomb 💣
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin' my dick.
What's a footlong and slippery?
A slipper.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, “to whom.”
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reali-tea.
I am Cummer.
Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.