Wordplay jokes
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Bear.
Bear who?
Bear bum!
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
He was a big dill!
Herrit?
God: Why is the teenager so short?
Angel: I don't know.
God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"
Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."
God: No, I didn't!
Do you think the founder of Dunlop was a retired tree surgeon or a hairdresser?
Hey, guy, you suck! Why do I suck? Because you're the one that's sucking juice out of a straw.
Say:
"Eye"
Spell:
"Map"
Say:
"Ness"
Now say it fast!
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
What's 2+2? FORE-head.
What did the grape say to the banana? "Stop graping me!"
I wasn't going to tell another rape joke but fuck it.
Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
Why is Joe cool?
I’m gay because I nutted on the wall, now there are walnuts.
What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.
What is a fish without an eye?
A fsh, LOL!
There is a really, really small guy and his name is Adam, so I say, "Hey, look, it's an atom!"
Why was the fanny flat?
So it can flop about.
What's 2 + 2? A: 22.
What? Gay
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