Wordplay jokes
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, I tried. I tried harder this time. I'll try again. Sorry, I can't delete things.
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at 3 hoes.
Name an ant which is very heavy?
Eleph-ant.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? Little skin flutes.
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?
Because it was High School.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
Why did the girls sit on the clock?
To be on time.
HOLY CRAP!!!
Crap with holes in it.
Get it? HOLE - Y?
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
Dad: 🦆
Kid: ?
Dad: 🦆🦆
Kid: Huh?
Dad: Ur too late...
Kid: WHAT!
Dad: .... GOOSE!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Grandma.
Grandma who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
What do cows use to do their homework? A cowculator.
Why did the guy's birthday party stink?
Because he was turning farty!
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
What’s black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
What do you call a sick eagle?
Ill-eagle! 😂
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad (chicken Caesar salad).