Wordplay jokes
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.
What do you call an orphan with a boner?
Porn.
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.
Yo momma so dumb, the doctor wanted to give her a blood transfusion but she said no because she thought it would turn her trans.
Hi, I'm Depraashin.
Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?
I only believe in 12.5% of the bible. I'm an EIGTHeyist.
If a wizard gets robbed by a muggle, has he been muggled?
Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Ghoul-aid!
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
What's a retard's favorite rock band? Syndrome of a Down.
Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!
16 is a knight? Mail.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
What do you call a pessimistic Mexican? A Mexican't.
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
Spell 'Imap' and say 'ness' at the end.
Who is the oldest Dave?
Daveon.
Bend over and spell run.
You really put the R in special.