Grim Reaper's Car Commercial

This is a play on words, where the grim reaper, associated with death, says a slogan that sounds like it could be for insurance (safe life repair, safe life replace), but it's actually a car commercial. The humor comes from the unexpected juxtaposition of death and car ads.

• Grim Reaper
• Life
• Death
• Afterlife
• Wordplay
• Safety

• What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.
• Why is the Reaper not funny at all? Well, he tells dead jokes!
• Luckily, his funeral was a closed casket, sorry, his car blew a gasket.
• How did a man kill his car? He throttled it.