
Argon jokes
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What has two tires and no engine? A magic house 馃彙
Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends Argon.
What is a pirate's favorite element?
Argon.
I would say a good joke, but all the good ones Argon.
What did the pirate say to Argon?
Ar!
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it wanted to be Argon.
Why did potassium draw a tear that would result in him crying?
Because all of his friends argon.