Argon jokes
Fuck off!
Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends Argon.
Why did potassium draw a tear that would result in him crying?
Because all of his friends argon.
I would say a good joke, but all the good ones Argon.
What is a pirate's favorite element?
Argon.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it wanted to be Argon.
What did the pirate say to Argon?
Ar!
What has two tires and no engine? A magic house 🏡
I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH.
An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
