Sally threw herself a birthday party, and only one person showed up. Who is it?
The grim reaper.
Knock knock.
Who's there? It's the Grim Reaper.
Grim Reaper who?
The Grim Reaper who is about to come in your house, smoke some weed, drink some Grim Reaper liquor, and then get drunk.
Death once had a near Chuck experience.
What did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? "Safe life repair, safe life replace!"
I hope Death is a woman.
That way, it will never come for me.
Someone dies.
I was reading a book one day when I suddenly heard a sound. It was the Grim Reaper. I ignored it and continued reading my book. Suddenly, I realized that I was one of the main characters, which, at the end, dies.
I used to like fireworks, but I'm dead now. Fireworks look like a charm if you don't mind something a little ghostly.
What lies beneath your nose and is being picked on? Your boogers.
