Grim Reaper jokes

Sally threw herself a birthday party, and only one person showed up. Who is it?

The grim reaper.

Knock knock.

Who's there? It's the Grim Reaper.

Grim Reaper who?

The Grim Reaper who is about to come in your house, smoke some weed, drink some Grim Reaper liquor, and then get drunk.

Death once had a near Chuck experience.

What did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? "Safe life repair, safe life replace!"

I hope Death is a woman.

That way, it will never come for me.

Someone dies.

I was reading a book one day when I suddenly heard a sound. It was the Grim Reaper. I ignored it and continued reading my book. Suddenly, I realized that I was one of the main characters, which, at the end, dies.

I used to like fireworks, but I'm dead now. Fireworks look like a charm if you don't mind something a little ghostly.

What lies beneath your nose and is being picked on? Your boogers.

When you die, people cry and wish you to come back.

But when you do, people scream and run away.

My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.

One night, a girl said to her family, "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodnight Grandma, Goodbye Grandpa." The next morning, her grandpa died. That night, she said, "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodbye Grandma." The next morning, the grandma died. The dad started to fear for his life because he was next. That night, the girl said, "Goodnight Mommy, Goodbye Daddy." The next morning, the dad woke up and he was perfectly fine, but when he went into the kitchen, he saw his wife crying. When he asked her what's wrong, she said, "The mailman died."

I'll never forget my grandma's last words, "What are you doing in here with that hammer?"