Grim Reaper jokes

Sally threw herself a birthday party, and only one person showed up. Who is it?

The grim reaper.

Knock knock.

Who's there? It's the Grim Reaper.

Grim Reaper who?

The Grim Reaper who is about to come in your house, smoke some weed, drink some Grim Reaper liquor, and then get drunk.

Death once had a near Chuck experience.

What did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? "Safe life repair, safe life replace!"

I hope Death is a woman.

That way, it will never come for me.

Someone dies.

I was reading a book one day when I suddenly heard a sound. It was the Grim Reaper. I ignored it and continued reading my book. Suddenly, I realized that I was one of the main characters, which, at the end, dies.

I used to like fireworks, but I'm dead now. Fireworks look like a charm if you don't mind something a little ghostly.

What lies beneath your nose and is being picked on? Your boogers.

Two hunters were walking through the forest one day. All of the sudden, one of them passes out. The other hunter panics and dials 911. The emergency responder says, “911, what's your emergency?” The hunter replies, “My friend just passed out and I don’t know what to do! I think he might be dead!” The emergency responder replies, “Before you do anything, make sure he is dead.” The phone goes silent, and then the responder hears a gunshot. The hunter gets back on the phone and says, “Ok, now what?”

When you die, people cry and wish you to come back.

But when you do, people scream and run away.

My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.

What is the best cure for aging?

Suicide.