Woman jokes
Life's like a dick. Women make it hard for no reason.
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
Superman was bored and wanted to go out. He called all his super friends, but they were all busy. He even calls Louis, but it's her time of the month.
He flies to the liquor store and buys some beer and gets drunk. As he is flying, he sees Wonder Woman naked on top of the roof. He starts thinking, "I will fly down and have sex with her sooooo fast," BURP, "that she won't know what happened," HICKUP.
He flies to her faster than the speed of light, BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG, and flies away with a smile. He passes out and crashed into a wall.
Wonder Woman jumps up and screams, "WHAT WAS THAT?"
The Invisible Man appears, holding his butt, and he gets off on Wonder Woman and says, "I don't know, but my butt hurts real bad."
There was a woman. She is property. Ha, sucks for that dishwasher.
I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.
Why do leftists call their child Ariel?
So they can decide whether it wants to be a man, woman, mermaid, or washing powder.
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
Why are women like diapers?
They’re usually full of shit, but thankfully disposable.
There once was a woman who had 10 kids. Their names were:
Tenth, Twenty, Thirty, Forty, Fifty, Sixty, Seventy, Eighty, Ninety, and One Hundred.
Everyone but Ninety died. She also had 10 kids.
These 10 kids got a dog without Ninety knowing. They had him for 2 years until he got hit by a car.
Only Ninety's kids know about this.
Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
How do you tell when your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.
A woman walks into a bar and says, "Ow!"
What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish store?
"Hello Ladies!"
Trump goes to a bar and sees Hillary Clinton. He goes up to her and says, "Buy me a drink." She replies angrily, "Get your own drinks. What kind of a man asks a woman to buy him a drink?" Trump responds, "The kind that will grab you by the p***y."
I like women how I like my hair dryer: locked in a closet most of the time and only being used to blow me dry.
Okay, when I leave for ONE DAY something happens like people being sexist and men saying that women are weak (Which is Not True), AND rape. I hate hearing and really saying the word. Just stop with all this nonsense. I say rape and sexist and woman assault jokes should not be allowed. They are too cruel and mean to women. Most men are weaker than women. So don't anyone make anymore things or "jokes" about rape. Women are strong and don't be mean to them.
Sincerely, watersharky (How did I not misspell????)
The police officer in London, who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman, drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car, murder her, and do whatever to her, has appealed against his Whole Life tariff.
He should be relieved it was only that! Could've been worse... could've married her!
What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?
She was date raped.
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.