The Kids Named After Numbers

  • There once was a woman who had 10 kids. Their names were:

    Tenth, Twenty, Thirty, Forty, Fifty, Sixty, Seventy, Eighty, Ninety, and One Hundred.

    Everyone but Ninety died. She also had 10 kids.

    These 10 kids got a dog without Ninety knowing. They had him for 2 years until he got hit by a car.

    Only Ninety's kids know about this.

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Okay, listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is supposed to be funny because it sets you up to think Ninety is a person, but then it reveals that Ninety is actually a dog. Get it? Probably not, considering you found this funny in the first place.

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