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what's black and red/read all over? a baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!
What's worse than 3 babies in one trashcan? One baby in three trashcans.
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing diapers!” She replies: “Oh my god! Am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?” To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
A wife asked her husband why he cheated on her. His reply was “She was just lying there naked on the table, what was I supposed to do?” The wife reply’s “Change the damn diaper you idiot.”
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason. Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.
Yo Momma so fat she uses a mattress as a diaper.
What do you do when a baby starts to cry. You use more lube
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
Dont see why people say that babysitting a toddler is hard. You just grease the bathtub, put them inside with some food and drink, and go do your business. I guarantee you that they will still be there when you return. If you stay in the house, you might need to use sound cancelling headphones too though.
This shit is weird (as baby girl pees)dad “trust me shitting is weirder “
What's brown and in a babies diaper?
Michael Jacksons hand
Are you wearing a diaper Because your butt looks so saggy