Worst Punishment

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  • The police officer in London, who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman, drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car, murder her, and do whatever to her, has appealed against his Whole Life tariff.

    He should be relieved it was only that! Could've been worse... could've married her!

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark, like your chances of winning a Nobel Prize. So, a cop does some real bad stuff to a woman and gets a life sentence. The punchline is that he should be glad he didn't marry her because that would be worse. Get it? It's funny because marriage is a fate worse than jail for some people, like yourself.

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