Woman jokes
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?”
The bartender says, “No, only women.”
The man then leaves.
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
The woman said stop, but the man kept going, so the wife just kept fucking.
Boobies!
Women have so much evil in their blood that God has to drain it once a month. Hehehehehe
My wife walked in on me cheating on her and said, "How could you cheat on me?!" I said, "She was lying naked on the table what I was supposed to do?" and my wife responded with, "Perform the autopsy."
How can you tell that a woman is asking for sex? Wait for her to drop a bomb on you.
I like my COVID like I like my women: 19 and easy to spread.
Once upon a time, a man said to a woman, "I want to fuck you."
I like my women like I like my diving pool:
Deep and wet.
I used to have a girlfriend who would argue with me a lot for no reason. I look at her feet and say to her, "Here is £15, give yourself a foot pedicure, then come back to me. It clearly shows you have man feet. You are a woman; you should have woman feet. No wonder you boss me around too much as if you're the man of the house."
What sayd the man to the woman??
Go to the kitchen lol.
What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"
My wife is a whore, so I pimped her out and broke her mentally and emotionally, taught her a good lesson of being a real woman loyal to her man. End of story, you women are bitches.
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
Superman was flying one day when he saw Wonder Woman laying by the pool completely naked. He thought, "I can fuck her so fast she wouldn't even know what happened." So he then flew down to the pool and did fuck her.
Wonder Woman stood up and said, "What was that?" The Invisible Man said, "I don't know, but my asshole stinks!"
One day, a snail got robbed by two turtles.
The cops arrived and arrested the woman for killing her cheating husband, and the son was sent to child services. (Moral - no one cares about the frkn snail and turtles!)
I like my vegetables like I like my women: forgotten at the bottom of my freezer.