Woman

Woman jokes

Chief

One day a Chief was talking to his son... "Son," the father said, "Long ago the Woman didn't have anybody to take her to BINGO. So, the Creator put the Woman to sleep and cut off her butt cheeks and made her a Man. That's why today Indian Women have no butt, and the Men are called Buttheads!"

Kill

Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?

Gender

What moans about women but wouldn't exist without them? A triggered menimist.

Kitchen

Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...

Right

Me running from the principal because I put ten woman's rights books in the fictional section!

Loop

If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.

Difference

What's the difference between a woman and a freezer?

A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

Vent

How can you tell that a woman cannot fit through a vent because she got pregnant from a baby elephant? Ain't no telling who's in better shape, the elephant or the woman. I guess it's probably Weight Watchers.

Makeup

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they're ugly and smell bad.

Bank

I work at a bank and an old woman asked me to check her balance.

So I pushed her over.

Lesbian

What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?

A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.

Bar

An autistic woman walks into a bar. "A serving of Screaming Banshee, please," she says.

The bartender says, "Ok, you seem to like it, unlike a retired special ed teacher that passed through a few minutes ago."

Balance

One day an old woman came into the bank and asked me to check her balance... So, I pushed her over.

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson

Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.

Popcorn

"Popcorn" means "Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany."

"HO" means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.

Phone

A hot woman called "Jessie" was showering when the phone rang.

Jessie was upset because the phone wouldn't stop ringing, and she goes out naked from the bathroom to answer the phone in the hall.

Jessie on the phone: 《Hello? 》

The one on the phone: 《Oh hi, I'm Jeff, I just wanted to tell you don't go out from your bathroom naked next time because my brother is behind you right now trying to rape you.》

Jessie: 《Stop it my sister! This is the 10th time you do this cringe joke! It gets boring!》

But sadly it wasn't a joke, and she cried a lot that night and learned how not to go out naked from the bathroom again.

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