9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.
That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.
There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."
John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"
Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"
John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."
my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos
What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!
Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
What wastes your money as you earn it?
Women.
Yesterday a woman stabbed me, so I stabbed her back. Then I realized she was the vaccine woman.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair ? At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.
"COVERBITCH, your worthless."
Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?
Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
Husband: My wife and I went to the beach today.
Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit.
Husband: The second we entered the beach,
Pedestrians: "TSUNAMI! TSUNAMI!"
You can tell if a woman is angry if she is holding a gun.
