Woman jokes
One day a Chief was talking to his son... "Son," the father said, "Long ago the Woman didn't have anybody to take her to BINGO. So, the Creator put the Woman to sleep and cut off her butt cheeks and made her a Man. That's why today Indian Women have no butt, and the Men are called Buttheads!"
Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?
Knock knock! Who's there? Stripper. Stripper who? Stripper down!
What moans about women but wouldn't exist without them? A triggered menimist.
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
Me running from the principal because I put ten woman's rights books in the fictional section!
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
Wanna hear a joke? Women have no rights!
What's the difference between a woman and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
How can you tell that a woman cannot fit through a vent because she got pregnant from a baby elephant? Ain't no telling who's in better shape, the elephant or the woman. I guess it's probably Weight Watchers.
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and smell bad.
I work at a bank and an old woman asked me to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
Who's the smallest wife??
Micro-wife.
I like my women like my coffee—ground up and frozen.
What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?
A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.
An autistic woman walks into a bar. "A serving of Screaming Banshee, please," she says.
The bartender says, "Ok, you seem to like it, unlike a retired special ed teacher that passed through a few minutes ago."
One day an old woman came into the bank and asked me to check her balance... So, I pushed her over.
Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.
"Popcorn" means "Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany."
"HO" means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.
A hot woman called "Jessie" was showering when the phone rang.
Jessie was upset because the phone wouldn't stop ringing, and she goes out naked from the bathroom to answer the phone in the hall.
Jessie on the phone: 《Hello? 》
The one on the phone: 《Oh hi, I'm Jeff, I just wanted to tell you don't go out from your bathroom naked next time because my brother is behind you right now trying to rape you.》
Jessie: 《Stop it my sister! This is the 10th time you do this cringe joke! It gets boring!》
But sadly it wasn't a joke, and she cried a lot that night and learned how not to go out naked from the bathroom again.