Hair Dryer jokes

I told Hellen Keller it was a hair dryer, little did she know it was a Glock.

Today I gave a blind guy a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. Since I have no fingerprints, the police said it was suicide. I guess you can say I took care of him!

I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hair dryer.

I gave a blind man a gun and told him it was a hair dryer.

Today, I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. The police thought it was suicide since I have no fingerprints. Wow, I’m so nice taking care of the disabled.

I like women how I like my hair dryer: locked in a closet most of the time and only being used to blow me dry.

Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.

Everyone is talking about Head and Shoulders, and that if he never had a shower, his batteries would have got wet.

Hair (DYM 81).

My wife Jean is happy, 😊 pretty, 😍 and pregnant,🤰 boy, 👦 am I glad 😊 I bought her 👩 a new whirlpool washer and dryer.

Washer: $249.95 Dryer: $199.95

My hair strainer is hotter than you.

I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer.