Hair Dryer jokes

Today, I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. The police thought it was suicide since I have no fingerprints. Wow, I’m so nice taking care of the disabled.

Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.

I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer.

I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hair dryer.

I gave a blind man a gun and told him it was a hair dryer.

Today I gave a blind guy a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. Since I have no fingerprints, the police said it was suicide. I guess you can say I took care of him!

I like women how I like my hair dryer: locked in a closet most of the time and only being used to blow me dry.

I told Hellen Keller it was a hair dryer, little did she know it was a Glock.

The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.

How to kill a blind person.

Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.

If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.

My hair strainer is hotter than you.

Did you know that towels are the leading cause of dry skin?