Hair Dryer jokes

Today, I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. The police thought it was suicide since I have no fingerprints. Wow, I’m so nice taking care of the disabled.

Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.

I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer.

I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hair dryer.

I gave a blind man a gun and told him it was a hair dryer.

Today I gave a blind guy a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. Since I have no fingerprints, the police said it was suicide. I guess you can say I took care of him!

I like women how I like my hair dryer: locked in a closet most of the time and only being used to blow me dry.

I told Hellen Keller it was a hair dryer, little did she know it was a Glock.

The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.

How to kill a blind person.

Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.

If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.

Did you know that towels are the leading cause of dry skin?

Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!