Woman jokes
The ocean didn't start smelling like fish until women started swimming in it.
I like my women like I like my wine.
Twelve years old and tied up in my basement.
How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18-24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills? She would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA.
Me: "Hey, you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong."
Trashy pig woman: "Why?"
Because you smell like fart, and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.
I rule my women with an IRON FIST!!
Yeah, literally an iron that my fist is clenching against her face.
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.
What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?
A big Mexican woman.
One day a woman met with a man behind an abandoned shop.
The man asked for some crack.
The woman turned around and said, "Here."
That's where the crack was, you guessed it.
The next day, she wiped it clean, ready for the next guest who "wanted crack."
One day I was working at the bank, doing my job. Then suddenly a woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over. Then I told her that her balance is un-balanced.
Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!
Women will always be superior to men. After all, they are FEmale (Fe - iron, male - man).
Vagina?
You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat, it counted as a threesome?
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?
A roTHOT.
Why did God give women legs?
1. To look at.
2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.
A German soldier was walking down the street in a hail storm and a woman got hit unconscious. He ran over to see if she was ok. Other people came running over. They asked what happened, and the German soldier said, "Hail hit her."
The next woman who says she'd rather be alone in the woods with a bear, I'm throwing her in a pit with a bear and making her fight it with a wooden sword while drinking and singing "The Bear and the Maiden Fair."
Why are modern women trash?
Because back in the day, a woman knew her place.
I like my women how I like my bacon.
Well Dunn!!!