Woman jokes
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde girl?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
Women are like marshmallows because they're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
Women are like tornadoes.
They scream when they are coming and take your house when they are leaving.
I hope death is a woman That way she'll never look at me twice
Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.
What’s red, nine inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion.
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
I like my women like my coffee—ground up and frozen.
The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you ain't already told her twice.
If a pregnant woman is under water, isn't she technically a submarine?
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.
Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.
What happens when an angel and nun "have some fun and forget pills"?
The nun gets pregNUNt.
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on Twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb.
Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
Superman was flying one day when he saw Wonder Woman laying by the pool completely naked. He thought, "I can fuck her so fast she wouldn't even know what happened." So he then flew down to the pool and did fuck her.
Wonder Woman stood up and said, "What was that?" The Invisible Man said, "I don't know, but my asshole stinks!"
What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.