Woman jokes
One day a woman met with a man behind an abandoned shop.
The man asked for some crack.
The woman turned around and said, "Here."
That's where the crack was, you guessed it.
The next day, she wiped it clean, ready for the next guest who "wanted crack."
You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?
A big Mexican woman.
"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno
Memes
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
I like my women how I like my bacon.
Well Dunn!!!
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰
Period: Guess who’s back... back again...
Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?
Period: I can come back in 9 months?
Me: Keep fucking singing.
There are women's support groups, but where are men's support groups?
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."
Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her in on the act and gave away my location from the noise.
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.