Woman jokes

What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?

A big Mexican woman.

One day a woman met with a man behind an abandoned shop.

The man asked for some crack.

The woman turned around and said, "Here."

That's where the crack was, you guessed it.

The next day, she wiped it clean, ready for the next guest who "wanted crack."

I rule my women with an IRON FIST!!

Yeah, literally an iron that my fist is clenching against her face.

Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!

Women will always be superior to men. After all, they are FEmale (Fe - iron, male - man).

What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.

You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.

One day I was working at the bank, doing my job. Then suddenly a woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over. Then I told her that her balance is un-balanced.

What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?

A roTHOT.

A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."

Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her in on the act and gave away my location from the noise.

There are women's support groups, but where are men's support groups?

The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.

Period: Guess who’s back... back again...

Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?

Period: I can come back in 9 months?

Me: Keep fucking singing.

A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."

"Then how about Karaoke?"

To which he replied, "I have two left throats."

Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.

I thought it would be fun to become a shooter. It became less fun when I realized that "shooting a woman up" also included a condom.

Jugs!

Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!

Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.

Want to know of a funny joke?

Women drivers.