Woman jokes
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
Why did God create women with pussies?
Because:
1. Of course, God is a man.
2. Of course, he isn't gay.
3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?
Punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
My wife's always nagging me. "You don't let me have any friends, I abuse her, and I'm always coming back late." So I thought I would treat her. I popped up in the attic and introduced her to two women.
A woman once falsely accused me of rape, and I was sentenced to life in prison.
PLEASE CONSIDER LAUGHING now 😂
Memes
If you argued that God was a woman, 49.8% of the US population would try and raise Hell.
Just to ask the other guy.
Talk about a male supremacist religion.
If her internal clock can tock, she can sit on my cock.
I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds, they're not stepping into my room.
What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.
What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.
Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks wherever they went.
Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."
What is the best joke in the world? Women’s rights.
Women getting paid is bad, women should not get paid...
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Joy.
Doctor: Congratulations!!!
Woman: Was it a successful delivery?
Doctor: No, it’s DiGiorno!
Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
What is the most useless part of a vagina?
The woman.
What do women and dog turds have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
A woman walked up to me and asked me for a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women can't be funny.
Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying "Allahu Akbar" and exploding a bus.