Woman jokes
Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her in on the act and gave away my location from the noise.
Period: Guess who’s back... back again...
Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?
Period: I can come back in 9 months?
Me: Keep fucking singing.
There are women's support groups, but where are men's support groups?
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
Memes
I thought it would be fun to become a shooter. It became less fun when I realized that "shooting a woman up" also included a condom.
Jugs!
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."
Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!
Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.
Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!
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Hint: Pictures of woman.
Btw, for men only!
Want to know of a funny joke?
Women drivers.
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger.
Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.
My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^
Pontypool is rough.
Yo momma so fake, even Barbie got jealous of her!
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.
I like my women how I like my bacon.
Well Dunn!!!
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno