Woman jokes
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
Jugs!
I thought it would be fun to become a shooter. It became less fun when I realized that "shooting a woman up" also included a condom.
Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!
Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.
Memes
Want to know of a funny joke?
Women drivers.
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger.
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."
Period: Guess who’s back... back again...
Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?
Period: I can come back in 9 months?
Me: Keep fucking singing.
There are women's support groups, but where are men's support groups?
Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her in on the act and gave away my location from the noise.
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.
Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!
Thanks, leave a comment or sign in using the sign in sheet that I have in Google Forms or own the website.
Hint: Pictures of woman.
Btw, for men only!
Yo momma so fake, even Barbie got jealous of her!
Why did God create women with pussies?
Because:
1. Of course, God is a man.
2. Of course, he isn't gay.
3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?
Punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds, they're not stepping into my room.