Mix Jokes

shrek

what do you get when you mix up a group of emos??

Suicide squad

Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.

Anonymous

Someone at school judged my grammar. I judged theirs by the terms "school" and "rifle range" being mixed up the next day.

in Little Johnny

Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again? Little Johnny: I had to be their for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)

Made by Evie and Peyton and Peyton’s Mom

Atticus Finch
in Puns

What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature -- Tequila Mockingbird

Anonymous
in Depression

What do u get when I get mixed with coffee? De-presso

Anonymous
in Ball

What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma. Ligma balls.

Anonymous

Mixed vegetables is just special Ed class change my mind

πŸπŸ†
in Fat

Yo mama so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla

Hiccough

I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

Anonymous
in Programming

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? - Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

Gwen
in Puns

What do you get when you mix a lemon and a cat?

A sour-puss.

Anonymous

Someone asked me what the worst mistake you could make while bieng at work was and i replied " being a doctor and mixing up the oral and rectal thermometers"

little mix

I love little mix

dankmemester

What do you call a bunch of bi-racial retarded kids?Mixed vegetables.

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J0K35
in Magic

What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball and the 17th president?

Magic Johnson.

egg
in Puns

Why are eggs bad at puns? They always mix up their yokes!

Anonymous
in Adult

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