Mix Jokes

what do you get when you mix up a group of emos??

Suicide squad

Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.

Someone at school judged my grammar. I judged theirs by the terms "school" and "rifle range" being mixed up the next day.

Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again? Little Johnny: I had to be their for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)

Made by Evie and Peyton and Peyton’s Mom

What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature -- Tequila Mockingbird

What do u get when I get mixed with coffee? De-presso

What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma. Ligma balls.

Mixed vegetables is just special Ed class change my mind

Yo mama so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla

I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? - Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

What do you get when you mix a lemon and a cat?

A sour-puss.

Someone asked me what the worst mistake you could make while bieng at work was and i replied " being a doctor and mixing up the oral and rectal thermometers"

I love little mix

What do you call a bunch of bi-racial retarded kids?Mixed vegetables.

What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767

a 797

What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball and the 17th president?

Magic Johnson.

Why are eggs bad at puns? They always mix up their yokes!

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