Mix Jokes

shrek

what do you get when you mix up a group of emos??

Suicide squad

in Little Johnny

Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again? Little Johnny: I had to be their for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)

Made by Evie and Peyton and Peyton’s Mom

Anonymous

Someone at school judged my grammar. I judged theirs by the terms “school” and “rifle range” being mixed up the next day.

Atticus Finch
in Puns

What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature – Tequila Mockingbird

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in Fat

Yo mama so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla

Anonymous
in Depression

What do u get when I get mixed with coffee? De-presso

Hiccough

I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

Anonymous

Mixed vegetables is just special Ed class change my mind

Gwen
in Puns

What do you get when you mix a lemon and a cat?

A sour-puss.

Anonymous
in Programming

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? - Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

Anonymous

Someone asked me what the worst mistake you could make while bieng at work was and i replied " being a doctor and mixing up the oral and rectal thermometers"

little mix

I love little mix

dankmemester

What do you call a bunch of bi-racial retarded kids?Mixed vegetables.

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J0K35
in Magic

What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball and the 17th president?

Magic Johnson.

egg
in Puns

Why are eggs bad at puns? They always mix up their yokes!

Anonymous
in Adult

🤔 😳 😫 😕 What do you 📞 🤔 😏 😄 😜 🤔 😏 call physically handicapped ♿ homophobic heterosexual men and woman in wheelchairs? ♿ mixed nuts 🤪 😜 🤪 😜 🤪 😜 🤪 😜 🤪 😜 🤪 😜 🤪 😜 🤪 😜 👨 👩 👨 👩 👨 👩 👨 👩 👨 👩 👨 👩 👨 👩 👨 👩 👨 👩 👨 👩 👨 👩 👨 👩

Anonymous
in Dog

so you know theres likedog mixes rhight like a snoodle and that stuuf right so why cant a bull dog and a shight shu cant be mixed cause if they did it would be called bullshit

Allen
in Computer

Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!

Anonymous
in Puns

When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.