Someone at school judged my grammar.
I judged theirs by the terms "school" and "rifle range" being mixed up the next day.
Yo mama so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla
I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?
Suicide squad.
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
What do you call physically handicapped, homophobic, heterosexual men and women in wheelchairs?
Mixed nuts.
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? -- Tequila Mockingbird.
What do you get when I get mixed with coffee?
De-presso.
What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?
A trip without kids.
"Mixed vegetables is just special ed class, change my mind."
What do you call a bunch of bi-racial, retarded kids? Mixed vegetables.
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.
Ligma balls!
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice.
I love Little Mix.
What do you get when you mix a lemon and a cat?
A sourpuss.
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25.
Someone asked me what the worst mistake you could make while being at work was, and I replied, "Being a doctor and mixing up the oral and rectal thermometers."
