what do you get when you mix up a group of emos??
Suicide squad
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice
I love little mix
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
Someone at school judged my grammar. I judged theirs by the terms "school" and "rifle range" being mixed up the next day.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to MIX UP some BEATS
I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
Yo mama so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist? He never learned to mix the colors
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature -- Tequila Mockingbird
A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender “give me 2 beers”. The bartender gives him two beers and coughs in the guys beers bottles before giving it to him. The guy says to the bartender “hey what are u doing I didn’t order for bud lights I want corona beer”. The bartender replies “ sir I gave you a mix of bud light and corona and it’s on the house everyone is drinking corona tonight”.
What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD? A trip without kids.
What do u get when I get mixed with coffee? De-presso
Mixed vegetables is just special Ed class change my mind
What do you call a bunch of bi-racial retarded kids?Mixed vegetables.
Are u mixed? Cuz ur half fine half mine😏
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma. Ligma balls.
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again? Little Johnny: I had to be their for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
Made by Evie and Peyton and Peyton’s Mom
What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature? Tequila Mockingbird
