Mix

Mix Jokes

Grammar

Someone at school judged my grammar.

I judged theirs by the terms "school" and "rifle range" being mixed up the next day.

Lover

I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

Emo

What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?

Suicide squad.

Genocide

Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?

He never learned to mix the colors.

Man

What do you call physically handicapped, homophobic, heterosexual men and women in wheelchairs?

Mixed nuts.

Alcohol

What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? -- Tequila Mockingbird.

Trip

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

Cow

Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?

Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)