what do you get when you mix up a group of emos??
Suicide squad
Mix Jokes
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again? Little Johnny: I had to be their for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
Made by Evie and Peyton and Peyton’s Mom
Someone at school judged my grammar. I judged theirs by the terms “school” and “rifle range” being mixed up the next day.
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature – Tequila Mockingbird
Yo mama so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla
What do u get when I get mixed with coffee? De-presso
I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
Mixed vegetables is just special Ed class change my mind
What do you get when you mix a lemon and a cat?
A sour-puss.
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? - Because Oct 31 == Dec 25
Someone asked me what the worst mistake you could make while bieng at work was and i replied " being a doctor and mixing up the oral and rectal thermometers"
I love little mix
What do you call a bunch of bi-racial retarded kids?Mixed vegetables.
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
Why are eggs bad at puns? They always mix up their yokes!
🤔 😳 😫 😕 What do you 📞 🤔 😏 😄 😜 🤔 😏 call physically handicapped ♿ homophobic heterosexual men and woman in wheelchairs? ♿ mixed nuts 🤪 😜 🤪 😜 🤪 😜 🤪 😜 🤪 😜 🤪 😜 🤪 😜 🤪 😜 👨 👩 👨 👩 👨 👩 👨 👩 👨 👩 👨 👩 👨 👩 👨 👩 👨 👩 👨 👩 👨 👩 👨 👩
so you know theres likedog mixes rhight like a snoodle and that stuuf right so why cant a bull dog and a shight shu cant be mixed cause if they did it would be called bullshit
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.