Someone at school judged my grammar. I judged theirs by the terms "school" and "rifle range" being mixed up the next day.
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I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
what do you get when you mix up a group of emos??
Suicide squad
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist? He never learned to mix the colors
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What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature -- Tequila Mockingbird
What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD? A trip without kids.
What do u get when I get mixed with coffee? De-presso
Mixed vegetables is just special Ed class change my mind
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Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma. Ligma balls.
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again? Little Johnny: I had to be their for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
Made by Evie and Peyton and Peyton’s Mom
Are u mixed? Cuz ur half fine half mine😏
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice
I love little mix
What do you get when you mix a lemon and a cat?
A sour-puss.
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? - Because Oct 31 == Dec 25
Someone asked me what the worst mistake you could make while bieng at work was and i replied " being a doctor and mixing up the oral and rectal thermometers"
