Woman jokes
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger.
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Yo momma so fake, even Barbie got jealous of her!
I like my women how I like my bacon.
Well Dunn!!!
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.
What's the difference between football and rape? Women don't like football.
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno
Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.
My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^
Pontypool is rough.
The next woman who says she'd rather be alone in the woods with a bear, I'm throwing her in a pit with a bear and making her fight it with a wooden sword while drinking and singing "The Bear and the Maiden Fair."
How do you affirm a trans woman's gender?
By kicking him hard in the balls.
Why are modern women trash?
Because back in the day, a woman knew her place.
Why did God create women with pussies?
Because:
1. Of course, God is a man.
2. Of course, he isn't gay.
3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?
Punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
My wife's always nagging me. "You don't let me have any friends, I abuse her, and I'm always coming back late." So I thought I would treat her. I popped up in the attic and introduced her to two women.
A woman once falsely accused me of rape, and I was sentenced to life in prison.
PLEASE CONSIDER LAUGHING now 😂