Woman jokes
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
What's the difference between football and rape? Women don't like football.
Why did God create women with pussies?
Because:
1. Of course, God is a man.
2. Of course, he isn't gay.
3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?
Punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
A woman once falsely accused me of rape, and I was sentenced to life in prison.
PLEASE CONSIDER LAUGHING now 😂
Memes
My wife's always nagging me. "You don't let me have any friends, I abuse her, and I'm always coming back late." So I thought I would treat her. I popped up in the attic and introduced her to two women.
If you argued that God was a woman, 49.8% of the US population would try and raise Hell.
Just to ask the other guy.
Talk about a male supremacist religion.
I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds, they're not stepping into my room.
If her internal clock can tock, she can sit on my cock.
What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.
What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.
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Anyways,
Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?
More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker!
But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.
How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.
How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.
Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY".
What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced".
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass.
Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!
Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.
What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low
Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15.
Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks wherever they went.
Doctor: Congratulations!!!
Woman: Was it a successful delivery?
Doctor: No, it’s DiGiorno!
Women getting paid is bad, women should not get paid...
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Joy.
What is the best joke in the world? Women’s rights.
What do women and dog turds have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
What is the most useless part of a vagina?
The woman.
Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
A woman walked up to me and asked me for a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women can't be funny.