Woman jokes
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!
What's the difference between football and rape? Women don't like football.
"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno
Yo momma so fake, even Barbie got jealous of her!
Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.
My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^
Pontypool is rough.
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.
Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her in on the act and gave away my location from the noise.
Period: Guess who’s back... back again...
Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?
Period: I can come back in 9 months?
Me: Keep fucking singing.
There are women's support groups, but where are men's support groups?
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.
Jugs!
Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!
Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.
Want to know of a funny joke?
Women drivers.
I thought it would be fun to become a shooter. It became less fun when I realized that "shooting a woman up" also included a condom.