Why did God give women legs?
1. To look at.
2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.
Women's Legs
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Explain Bear
Listen up, smarty pants, Explain bear is here to break it down for your puny brain. God gave women legs to look at, but also to wrap around your neck during oral sex. I know you do not know what oral sex means, because you are not cool. Fact: Bears are very cool.