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Ocean Smell

Anonymous
5 views · 7 years ago

The ocean didn't start smelling like fish until women started swimming in it.

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    Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This joke implies that women smell like fish. Which is obviously wrong. Everyone knows *you* smell like rotten cabbage, not fish. Duh!

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    • Fish
    • Woman
    • Sea
    • Stereotype
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