I saw a lady in a bikini on the beach, so I walked up to her and said, "LET ME STICK MY DICK UP YOUR BIG ASS!"
Beach encounter
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is all about shock value. It throws a super crass and vulgar proposition at you out of nowhere. It's like yelling the loudest, most offensive thing you can think of just to see people's reaction. Congrats, you found the lowest hanging fruit on the humor tree.