A man died and went to heaven, everytime you cheat you get a worse car, the first man cheated 5 times he got a jeep, the second man cheat 3 times he got a BMW, the third man never cheated he got a Lamborghini, the second man saw the third man sad he said "why are you sad" the third man said "I saw my wife with a scooter".
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his bmw exhaust but his engine failed. This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine
unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
Whats the difference between a bmw and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a bmw in my garage.
what do u call some that is mexican the has a bmw
a big mexican woman
