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Lying About the Coronavirus

So, this woman had a job. She wanted to hang out with her boyfriend, so she lied about having the coronavirus. Then she got out of work. Then she was texting her boss when she thought she was texting her boyfriend. Then she said, "I lied. Now we can...you know...water...sigh...lick...sigh." Then her boss texted, "Ew and YOU'RE FIRED."

One more story: One day this teen named Alexis got kicked out of a house, then went to live with her boyfriend. Then she got pregnant and posted it all on social media.

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Listen up, genius! This lady faked having the coronavirus to ditch work and get freaky with her boyfriend. But, like a total idiot, she accidentally texted her boss about it. So her boss fired her. And Alexis became a pregnant teen and posted it on social media, because all of you guys crave that attention.

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