Woman jokes
My abortion.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
What is a failed abortion? Annabelle.
Little Jonny just came back from quarantine with his girlfriend, Sally.
They both said they had to go to the bathroom. When they came back, Sally was coughing up a storm. The teacher said, "You need to be quarantined again."
"No," Sally said, "I was just in the bathroom choking on something that grown-ups, especially women, like." Then the teacher faints.
A guy finds a genie.
He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women."
"Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"
If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.
Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!
Me: What has two legs and bleeds?
Friend: Um, women? Obviously?
Me: Actually, half a dog. So you're still right.
There is a lot of difference between a man and a woman saying, "I went through a whole box of tissues watching that movie."
Lesbians and blind women wear the same clothes.
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?
He gets to tear that ass up one more time.
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
Okay, when I leave for ONE DAY something happens like people being sexist and men saying that women are weak (Which is Not True), AND rape. I hate hearing and really saying the word. Just stop with all this nonsense. I say rape and sexist and woman assault jokes should not be allowed. They are too cruel and mean to women. Most men are weaker than women. So don't anyone make anymore things or "jokes" about rape. Women are strong and don't be mean to them.
Sincerely, watersharky (How did I not misspell????)
A woman walks onto the bus with her child. The driver says, "That's the ugliest child I have ever seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, "Go say something back. Here, I'll hold your monkey for you!"
A necrophiliac woman goes over to her friend's house after hooking up.
"Was it hung?" her friend asks.
"No, he was shot."
You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat, it counted as a threesome?
What kind of motorcycle do women ride? A menstrual cycle.