My aunt’s star sign was cancer, pretty ironic how she died. – She was eaten by a giant crab.
What is black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle. So I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle. So I bought an iron whistle. But ironically it steel wooden lead me whistle.
How did helen keller burn the side of her head? she answered the iron How’d she burn the other side? They called back
I find it ironic that the colors red, white and blue stand for freedom… Until they are flashing behind you!
If iron man and quick sliver teamed up… They would be alloys.
Why did Helen Keller burn her hands? Because she was trying to read the waffle iron.
Wanna hear somethin’ ironic?
When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can’t stop cutting.
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
Q)What do you call Iron Man when he can’t swim ? A) Robert Drowney JR.
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
If Silver Glider and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!
What’s a hairdressers favorite roast? Flat iron roast
What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic. I figured I would steel it and put it on this site. I mean, it was either that, ore lose it forever.
My aunt’s star sign is cancer, so it’s pretty ironic how she died. She was eaten alive by a giant freaking crab
How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron. How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom? A. “We’re in the Matrix”
It’s quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday", then they want to give you a spanking.