My aunt’s star sign was cancer, pretty ironic how she died. – She was eaten by a giant crab.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white and blue stand for freedom… Until they are flashing behind you!
What is black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle. So I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle. So I bought an iron whistle. But ironically it steel wooden lead me whistle.
If iron man and quick sliver teamed up… They would be alloys.
How did helen keller burn the side of her head? she answered the iron How’d she burn the other side? They called back
Wanna hear somethin’ ironic?
When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can’t stop cutting.
Why did Helen Keller burn her hands? Because she was trying to read the waffle iron.
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
Q)What do you call Iron Man when he can’t swim ? A) Robert Drowney JR.
If Silver Glider and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!
What’s a hairdressers favorite roast? Flat iron roast
What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.
My aunt’s star sign is cancer, so it’s pretty ironic how she died. She was eaten alive by a giant freaking crab
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic. I figured I would steel it and put it on this site. I mean, it was either that, ore lose it forever.
It’s quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday", then they want to give you a spanking.
How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron. How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom? A. “We’re in the Matrix”