My aunt’s star sign was cancer, pretty ironic how she died. – She was eaten by a giant crab.
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
What is black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
How did helen keller burn the side of her head? she answered the iron How’d she burn the other side? They called back
If iron man and quick sliver teamed up… They would be alloys.
Wanna hear somethin’ ironic?
When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can’t stop cutting.
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
Why did Helen Keller burn her hands? Because she was trying to read the waffle iron.
I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle. So I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle. So I bought an iron whistle. But ironically it steel wooden lead me whistle.
If Silver Glider and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!
My aunt’s star sign is cancer, so it’s pretty ironic how she died. She was eaten alive by a giant freaking crab
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic. I figured I would steel it and put it on this site. I mean, it was either that, ore lose it forever.
What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom? A. “We’re in the Matrix”
What’s a hairdressers favorite roast? Flat iron roast
New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot”
Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron and so on called a day off?
Yo mama’s so fat she irons her clothes on the driveway
To you, Iron man may seem cool or awesome. But to me, he is pretty ironic.