Iron jokes
I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle. So I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle. So I bought an iron whistle. But ironically it steel wooden lead me whistle.
Actually, Iron Man is female.
How did Helen Keller burn the side of her head? She answered the iron.
How'd she burn the other side? They called back.
If Iron Man and Quicksilver teamed up,
They would be alloys.
What is black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!
My aunt's star sign was Cancer, pretty ironic how she died.
She was eaten by a giant crab.
It's ironic that the more other people love you, the more you hate yourself.
You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.
Patient number 14 was diagnosed with stage 4 melanoma—a type of skin cancer. Pretty ironic how he travels. He went to terminal 14.
If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
My memes are ironic, but my depression is chronic.
Women will always be superior to men. After all, they are FEmale (Fe - iron, male - man).
Iron Man: Where are you from?
Thor: Asgard.
Iron Man: Do you mean ass guard?
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
Ironic that this page is dead.
Joe Mama!
Wanna hear somethin' ironic?
When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can't stop cutting.