Iron jokes

I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle. So I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle. So I bought an iron whistle. But ironically it steel wooden lead me whistle.

My aunt's star sign was Cancer, pretty ironic how she died.

She was eaten by a giant crab.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her head? She answered the iron.

How'd she burn the other side? They called back.

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!

What is black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

If Iron Man and Quicksilver teamed up,

They would be alloys.

If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!

My memes are ironic, but my depression is chronic.

It's ironic that the more other people love you, the more you hate yourself.

Why did Helen Keller burn her hands?

Because she was trying to read the waffle iron.

I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.

Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?

A) Robert Drowney Jr.

What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.

What’s a hairdresser’s favorite roast? Flat iron roast.

Kurt Cobain didn't mean to kill himself. He was just so high he thought the shotgun was a bong.

His lyrics are so ironic but so true. "I'm not coming back". "I swear I don't have a gun."

Actually, Iron Man is female.

What's the difference between a sheet and a baby?

One of them is really loud when you iron it.

The irony of metal jokes is pretty fun. But it leads to a lot of people stealing them.

The maid asked her boss, the wife, for a raise, and the wife was upset.

The wife asked, "Why do you think you deserve a pay increase?"

Maid: "There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you."

Wife: "Who said that?"

Maid: "Your husband."

Wife: "Oh."

Maid: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."

Wife: "Who said that?"

Maid: "Your husband."

Wife: "Oh."

Maid: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you."

Wife: "Did my husband say that as well?"

Maid: "No, the gardener did."

Wife: "So how much do you want?"

New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot.”