Iron Jokes

Anonymous
in Animal

My aunt’s star sign was cancer, pretty ironic how she died. – She was eaten by a giant crab.

Vuck u

I find it ironic that the colors red, white and blue stand for freedom… Until they are flashing behind you!

Blind

What is black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

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MJ

My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.

Self-Loathing-Larry
in Depression

It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.

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Insert name here
in Puns

I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle. So I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle. So I bought an iron whistle. But ironically it steel wooden lead me whistle.

Anonymous
in Puns

If iron man and quick sliver teamed up… They would be alloys.

Anonymous

How did helen keller burn the side of her head? she answered the iron How’d she burn the other side? They called back

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Anonymous
in Depression

Wanna hear somethin’ ironic?

When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can’t stop cutting.

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DrunkenKitty

Why did Helen Keller burn her hands? Because she was trying to read the waffle iron.

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Anonymous
in Puns

I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.

ME
in Iron Man

Q)What do you call Iron Man when he can’t swim ? A) Robert Drowney JR.

Anonymous
in Chemist

If Silver Glider and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!

Deez Nutz
in Meat

What’s a hairdressers favorite roast? Flat iron roast

Anonymous
in Cow

What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.

Anonymous
in Star

My aunt’s star sign is cancer, so it’s pretty ironic how she died. She was eaten alive by a giant freaking crab

B-Dawg
in Puns

I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic. I figured I would steel it and put it on this site. I mean, it was either that, ore lose it forever.

Jon Doe
in Irony

It’s quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday", then they want to give you a spanking.

Anonymous

How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron. How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.

The Flourine Bismuth
in Atom

Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom? A. “We’re in the Matrix”