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Die

Anonymous

My aunt’s star sign was cancer, pretty ironic how she died. – She was eaten by a giant crab.

Depression

MJ

My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.

Head

Anonymous

How did helen keller burn the side of her head? she answered the iron How’d she burn the other side? They called back

Puns

Insert name here

I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle. So I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle. So I bought an iron whistle. But ironically it steel wooden lead me whistle.

Scream

Blind

What is black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Puns

Anonymous

If iron man and quick sliver teamed up… They would be alloys.

Depression

Anonymous

Wanna hear somethin’ ironic?

When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can’t stop cutting.

Hand

DrunkenKitty

Why did Helen Keller burn her hands? Because she was trying to read the waffle iron.

Depression

Self-Loathing-Larry

It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.

Puns

Anonymous

I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.

Man

Anonymous

If Silver Glider and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!

Man

ME

Q)What do you call Iron Man when he can’t swim ? A) Robert Drowney JR.

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Roast

Deez Nutz

What’s a hairdressers favorite roast? Flat iron roast

Cow

Anonymous

What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.

Die

Anonymous

My aunt’s star sign is cancer, so it’s pretty ironic how she died. She was eaten alive by a giant freaking crab

Puns

B-Dawg

I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic. I figured I would steel it and put it on this site. I mean, it was either that, ore lose it forever.

Atom

The Flourine Bismuth

Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom? A. “We’re in the Matrix”

Day

vbsdbbSKFBCdawVBd

Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron and so on called a day off?

War

Man

New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot”

Fat

Anonymous

Yo mama’s so fat she irons her clothes on the driveway

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