My aunt’s star sign was cancer, pretty ironic how she died. – She was eaten by a giant crab.
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
How did helen keller burn the side of her head? she answered the iron How’d she burn the other side? They called back
I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle. So I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle. So I bought an iron whistle. But ironically it steel wooden lead me whistle.
What is black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
If iron man and quick sliver teamed up… They would be alloys.
Wanna hear somethin’ ironic?
When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can’t stop cutting.
Why did Helen Keller burn her hands? Because she was trying to read the waffle iron.
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
If Silver Glider and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!
Q)What do you call Iron Man when he can’t swim ? A) Robert Drowney JR.
What’s a hairdressers favorite roast? Flat iron roast
What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.
My aunt’s star sign is cancer, so it’s pretty ironic how she died. She was eaten alive by a giant freaking crab
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic. I figured I would steel it and put it on this site. I mean, it was either that, ore lose it forever.
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom? A. “We’re in the Matrix”
Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron and so on called a day off?
New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot”
Yo mama’s so fat she irons her clothes on the driveway