Die

Anonymous

My aunt’s star sign was cancer, pretty ironic how she died. – She was eaten by a giant crab.

Wonder

Blind

What is black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

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Depression

MJ

My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.

Puns

Insert name here

I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle. So I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle. So I bought an iron whistle. But ironically it steel wooden lead me whistle.

Head

Anonymous

How did helen keller burn the side of her head? she answered the iron How’d she burn the other side? They called back

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Blue

Vuck u

I find it ironic that the colors red, white and blue stand for freedom… Until they are flashing behind you!

Puns

Anonymous

If iron man and quick sliver teamed up… They would be alloys.

Hand

DrunkenKitty

Why did Helen Keller burn her hands? Because she was trying to read the waffle iron.

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Depression

Anonymous

Wanna hear somethin’ ironic?

When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can’t stop cutting.

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Depression

Self-Loathing-Larry

It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.

Man

ME

Q)What do you call Iron Man when he can’t swim ? A) Robert Drowney JR.

Puns

Anonymous

I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.

Man

Anonymous

If Silver Glider and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!

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Roast

Deez Nutz

What’s a hairdressers favorite roast? Flat iron roast

Flat

Anonymous

What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.

Puns

B-Dawg

I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic. I figured I would steel it and put it on this site. I mean, it was either that, ore lose it forever.

Die

Anonymous

My aunt’s star sign is cancer, so it’s pretty ironic how she died. She was eaten alive by a giant freaking crab

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Burning

Anonymous

How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron. How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.

Atom

The Flourine Bismuth

Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom? A. “We’re in the Matrix”

People

Jon Doe

It’s quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday", then they want to give you a spanking.