I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle. So I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle. So I bought an iron whistle. But ironically it steel wooden lead me whistle.
What is black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
How did helen keller burn the side of her head? she answered the iron How'd she burn the other side? They called back
My aunt's star sign was cancer, pretty ironic how she died. -- She was eaten by a giant crab.
Q)What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim ? A) Robert Drowney JR.
What’s a hairdressers favorite roast? Flat iron roast
The irony of metal jokes is pretty fun. But it lead to a lot of people steeling them.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white and blue stand for freedom..... Until they are flashing behind you!
Whats the most optimistic blood type... B+ What deisse causes wrinkled clothes... an iron deficiency
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian? Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
A plane is about the crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out. A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a person man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, takes of shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
Iron jug
knok knok you suck my iron with u and mommy
If iron man and quick sliver teamed up.. They would be alloys.
Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron and so on called a day off?
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
which mineral is impolite
IRONically
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
If Silver Glider and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!
Why did Helen Keller burn her hands? Because she was trying to read the waffle iron.
