Will jokes
Me: Help, I'm stuck in a trap.
Friend: What kind?
Me: It's called life. Yeah, I've been trying to get out of it for six years now, it just won't let me go.
Friend: That's not funny..
Me: Yeah? Nor is wanting to die, yet I'm still over here laughing every time I try to.
Friend: I'm calling your mom.
Me: She knows.
Friend: What's she doing to help, then?
Me: She's supposed to help?
Friend: Have you told your dad?
Me: I will when he comes back.
Friend: Where is he?
Me: I don't know, he's been gone for 15 years.
Friend: ....
Me: What?
Friend: Why?
Me: Why what?
Friend: Why would you joke like that?
Me: I was joking..
Friend: I know.
Me: Oh. I didn't know.
Friend:...
Me: Have a nice day, I'll see you tomorrow... Maybe...
I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.
I didn't ask: ❌
I'm sorry, but it doesn't seem that anyone needed this information, and there doesn't seem to be any chance anyone will need this information in the future. ✔️
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
Money means nothing to me. Ask me for it, you will get nothing.
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
1979: I bet there will be "flying cars" in "the future."
2019: The flying cars future.
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
If you buy a Renault Megane, all your girls will be gone.
Why are we still fighting in darkness?
"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."
Twinkle, twinkle, there’s a car Coming like a shooting star.
I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.
As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.
I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.
I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.
What did one God say to the other?
"I will die to be a man."