Will jokes
Twinkle, twinkle, there’s a car Coming like a shooting star.
I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.
Why are we still fighting in darkness?
"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."
If I teach man he is the fish I caught, will I no longer be a fisher of men?
I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.
What did one God say to the other?
"I will die to be a man."
Me: I will f**k ur mom.
Orphan: I don't have one.
Me: ......
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
Call me Willma, Will ma balls fit in ya mouth?
"Have you driven through Dealey Plaza? It will blow your mind."
~John F. Kennedy
ATTENTION EVERYBODY: I am the owner of this website, and I will be deleting it in 5 hours. Thank you everybody who has participated in this website's life. Goodbye!
As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.
I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.
Go up to your friend and say: "It smells like updog."
They will likely reply: "What's updog?"
To which you reply: "Nothing much, what about you?"
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
The only time that cows will make noise is when they are in the moooo-d.
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll let it go!
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.