Will jokes

If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.

I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.

I didn't ask: ❌

I'm sorry, but it doesn't seem that anyone needed this information, and there doesn't seem to be any chance anyone will need this information in the future. ✔️

American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!

British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎

If you buy a Renault Megane, all your girls will be gone.

"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.

So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.

Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.

I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.

Twinkle, twinkle, there’s a car Coming like a shooting star.

I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.

"Have you driven through Dealey Plaza? It will blow your mind."

~John F. Kennedy

Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?

So they will be wanted.

Call me Willma, Will ma balls fit in ya mouth?

Money means nothing to me. Ask me for it, you will get nothing.

What do your teacher and your friend have in common?

They will both die eventually.

1979: I bet there will be "flying cars" in "the future."

2019: The flying cars future.

Why are we still fighting in darkness?

"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."

As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.

I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.

Why can orphans never go to the shops?

'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.

If I teach man he is the fish I caught, will I no longer be a fisher of men?

What did one God say to the other?

"I will die to be a man."