Will jokes
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
I didn't ask: ❌
I'm sorry, but it doesn't seem that anyone needed this information, and there doesn't seem to be any chance anyone will need this information in the future. ✔️
I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.
"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
If you buy a Renault Megane, all your girls will be gone.
I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
What did one God say to the other?
"I will die to be a man."
Me: I will f**k ur mom.
Orphan: I don't have one.
Me: ......
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
Money means nothing to me. Ask me for it, you will get nothing.
Twinkle, twinkle, there’s a car Coming like a shooting star.
I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.
ATTENTION EVERYBODY: I am the owner of this website, and I will be deleting it in 5 hours. Thank you everybody who has participated in this website's life. Goodbye!
If I teach man he is the fish I caught, will I no longer be a fisher of men?
Why are we still fighting in darkness?
"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.