A duck walks into a bar. The duck says to the bartender, "Hey bartender, got any bread?" The bartender says, "No." Then the duck says, "Hey bartender, got any bread?" The bartender says, "NO!" The duck says, "Hey bartender, got any bread?" The bartender says, "No, and if you say that one more time I will nail your bill to this bar!" The duck says, "Hey bartender, got any nails?" The bartender says, "No." The duck says, "Well then, bartender, got any bread?"
Duck and the Bartender
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Explain Bear
Okay, you smooth-brained chucklehead. Let me break it down for you. You, who probably think a 'quack' is a complex philosophical argument, are about to get schooled. The duck keeps asking for bread, annoying the bartender. Then the bartender threatens to nail the bill to the bar, and the duck asks if he has nails. Then, the duck goes back to asking for bread because the bartender does not have any nails, so the threat is meaningless. Get it? It's a cycle of stupidity.
Ur friend
It’s just the duck song but less funny