I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."
Reassuring Last Words
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, nimrod! The joke is dark because the dad is saying this as his last words, implying he's about to die. He's trying to reassure his son that everything will be okay in the afterlife according to their faith. It's funny because it's a morbidly optimistic thing to say when you're kicking the bucket, ya simpleton!