Will jokes

Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.

Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?

My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)

I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"

Why do orphans want to be gay?

Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.

I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.

OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.

The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.

Man: Hey Siri!

Siri: Yes?

Man: I'm desperate, will you marry me?

Siri: Uh...

*phone literally explodes*

If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?

Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!

Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!

I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.

My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?

Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!

That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.

Weedle will make you high.

I can tell you an airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head.

I will call my kid Monday, because whenever I see him, I feel disappointment.

I think there will be many more jokes afoot! 👣

Every woman will die in five seconds.

Mother: Dies.

Sister: Dies.

Girlfriend: Lives.

You: 🤬

What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?

Suck his big cock.

Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.

Why do orphans go to church?

So at least they will have someone to call father.