Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?” Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!” Chef: “Why thank you.” Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!” Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”
TheSimulationGeek
Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones? Cause none of them have a home button.
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will do it itself
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end they all come crashing down