Intent jokes

If you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that's self-harm.

If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that's acting.

It isn't any of those if it's suicide.

Don't mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.

Why was 6 afraid to go camping with 7?

Because 7 wanted to bring two knives for survival, but 6 secretly knew that 7 hated him, and didn’t have benign intentions.

Read this out loud to yourself and it’ll make sense. ;)

Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination, but he did go everywhere.

I ran over my neighbor's cat last night, and I just want to say... that thing was fast! I had to run a red light to get it!

Have you ever had sex camping?

It's inTENTS.

If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.

Why do some people hate camping?

It's in tents.

More random keyboard words made into sentences:

This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.

A mom and her two children were eating at a place while playing trivia when she asked what does AIDS stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea, but her daughter Emberlee, who has always been a little odd, says, "An Intentional Disease." Her brother and mom just stared!