Intent jokes
Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination, but he did go everywhere.
If you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that's self-harm.
If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that's acting.
It isn't any of those if it's suicide.
Harry Potter
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."
More random keyboard words made into sentences:
This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.
Why was 6 afraid to go camping with 7?
Because 7 wanted to bring two knives for survival, but 6 secretly knew that 7 hated him, and didn’t have benign intentions.
Read this out loud to yourself and it’ll make sense. ;)
What do you call a series of ascending steps with eyes that follow you intently?
A starecase.
Sun: Hi, I am the sun! I want to warm you up......
Human: :D
Sun: I want to BuRn you.........
Human: .......
Sun: I want to...... KILL...... you.....
Human: I should be going now.
Sun: LET ME KILL YOU!
Human: *Screams his last sound*
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.
A mom and her two children were eating at a place while playing trivia when she asked what does AIDS stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea, but her daughter Emberlee, who has always been a little odd, says, "An Intentional Disease." Her brother and mom just stared!
Don't mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
Hi 👋 I was wondering...
Explain Bear, I want to kiss you.
Chat date for Kenya and Jaden!
I just
Guys, help! I need advice to confess to my crush. I'm being for real right now, guys, help!
I ran over my neighbor's cat last night, and I just want to say... that thing was fast! I had to run a red light to get it!
Have you ever had sex camping?
It's inTENTS.
Community talk
Guys, I know this is crazy lady talk, but please just bare with me. I'm worried I obviously believe in some very conterversal things, so just yeah wtvr.
Witches and spiritual people all over have agreed that they have a bad or off feeling. Like the feeling you get when something bad is going to happen, something big. Not all, but so fucking many. Theres this person, she made what she called a "Justice jar" for peo… Read more
Time to stalk nd ruin lives <33
Instead of commiting sins and choosing to do wrong, read the bible and find peace instead of being the way you are, find god and seek his help because only HE has good intentions for you on a path that you are on, all he asks of you is too forgive and forget be kind to others, and follow his will.
Thank you Ladies and Gentlemen have a good day.
(this is targeted towards the children of this website and the people who have no business being rude or saying shit about other people, we will forgive you but never forget your crimes)