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How do rappers greet each other?
With a MIC CHECK, ONE-TWO
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my CLOSET CONFIDANT"
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK"
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some COSMIC RHYMES
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU”
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS
What phone do midgets use?
A MICROphone
What's the difference between the microphone and Bambi? One is a Welsh idea, the other's a well-shy deer.
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I bought a new shot gun the other day want to know what I called it? Kurt Cobain's microphone.
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
SOUND CHECKS
More cops died from covid than anything else last year hahahaha
They should have shot covid instead of Tyrone on the microphone lmfao
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him
Hello I am typing with the microphone euros hello bro and 0LXDXD bra that’s funny and also you are gay ha ha Ha ha ha get it done by eight
