What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my CLOSET CONFIDANT"
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK"
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU”
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS
What phone do midgets use?
A MICROphone
What's the difference between the microphone and Bambi? One is a Welsh idea, the other's a well-shy deer.
More cops died from covid than anything else last year hahahaha
They should have shot covid instead of Tyrone on the microphone lmfao
So, I was getting on a plane, and the pilot does his usual speech talking about altitude and what not with the microphone, and he forgets to turn it off, so after the speech I heard him and the co pilot talking about what they were doing after work, and whatnot, then the pilot said he was dying for a blowjob and a coffee, so a stewardess ran to the pilots cabin, and then left about 15 minutes later, and the pilot shouted "Next time don't forget the coffee!"
Hello worst jokesever.com I am not typing but instead using a microphone to speech ding me a period. I don’t see what’s coming up but I don’t know why I am sending so it will be random or funny or just stupid LOL . So like and subscribe and
I bought a new shot gun the other day want to know what I called it? Kurt Cobain's microphone.
Hello I am typing with the microphone euros hello bro and 0LXDXD bra that’s funny and also you are gay ha ha Ha ha ha get it done by eight
