So, I was getting on a plane, and the pilot does his usual speech talking about altitude and what not with the microphone, and he forgets to turn it off, so after the speech I heard him and the co pilot talking about what they were doing after work, and whatnot, then the pilot said he was dying for a blowjob and a coffee, so a stewardess ran to the pilots cabin, and then left about 15 minutes later, and the pilot shouted "Next time don't forget the coffee!"
How do rappers greet each other?
With a MIC CHECK, ONE-TWO
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK"
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some COSMIC RHYMES
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my CLOSET CONFIDANT"
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU”
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS
What phone do midgets use?
A MICROphone
What's the difference between the microphone and Bambi? One is a Welsh idea, the other's a well-shy deer.
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
SOUND CHECKS
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I bought a new shot gun the other day want to know what I called it? Kurt Cobain's microphone.
More cops died from covid than anything else last year hahahaha
They should have shot covid instead of Tyrone on the microphone lmfao
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him
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