Will jokes
I didn't ask: ❌
I'm sorry, but it doesn't seem that anyone needed this information, and there doesn't seem to be any chance anyone will need this information in the future. ✔️
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.
My name shows it all if you can't see, IDC AT ALL, you can ban me.
But let me tell you one thing, Without God, Isr-el is nothing.
So let me say it again, one last time, Free Free Palestine!
Americans: I will cook the pizza.
Italians: I cooka de pizza!
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?
The school shooter will always spare you.
"You have to be more patient!" "Will it take a long time?"
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS.
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.
If you ever think no one cares about you,
kill someone, then the news will.
Say what you will about pedophiles. At least they drive slowly through school zones.
A dad tells his son, "Stop masturbating! If you do it too long, you will go blind."
The son replied, "Dad, I'm over here!"
"Our teen has decreed we are the 'Worst Parents Ever.' We will hold our coronation ceremony to accept this honor next Friday. Invitations to follow."
Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.
Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.
Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!
Wife: Kid?
Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?