Way to Get Noticed

If you ever think no one cares about you,

kill someone, then the news will.

Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. The joke is saying nobody cares about you until you do something drastic like offing someone. Then, BAM! You're headline news. It's funny because it's true...ly depressing. Also, you should probably watch more news, because you are not informed.

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