Patience jokes
I really hate waiting to die... It's taking a lifetime.
Can't wait to meet you!
So join the Depression family!
We open real soon!
Try best to hold onto sanity!
In preschool, I confessed my love to my crush, and she rejected me. As heartbroken as I was, I sucked it up and went back to teaching.
A man is at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. A few years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”
My therapist said: "Time heals all wounds."
I shot her, now we wait.
so true
my therapist says with time all wounds can heal.
So I stabbed him. Now we wait.
"You have to be more patient!" "Will it take a long time?"
Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: "Can I have some milk?"
He waited for three hours to get an answer.
His mom finally said: "No, your dad still isn't back with it."
Actually, it isn't a bear joke, but bear with me here...
Teacher: "What's your name?"
Student: "Hang on a second."
10 seconds later:
Teacher: "Is something wrong?"
Student: "Hang on a second!"
20 seconds later:
Teacher: "Don't say a word!!!"
Student: "Hang on a second!!!"
Teacher: "Come here and tell me your name right now!!!"
Student: "Hang on a second!"
Teacher: "Don't call for help!!!"
Student: "Just listen to me!"
Teacher: "Go on, speak!"
Student: "Hang on a second!"
Teacher: "Don't push my patience; this is no joke!!! Tell me your name right now!"
Student: "Hang on a second!!!"
Sans: “pokes brother with ruler”
Papyrus: Sans, what are you doing?
Sans: Measuring your patience.
Papyrus: Grunts
I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.
And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?
From your Dad.
I won’t be back for a while, it’s a very long line.
So I thought about trying to eat a clock one day.
After about 13 tries, I realized this was very time consuming.
Karien: Mom, I don't care if you're dating a new guy, I want you and Dad to be together!
Daiana: Sometimes things don't work out, like when it didn't work between your father and me. Time to move on, Karien.
Karien: Well I'm not moving on! I can't believe you love someone else!
Daiana: Karien, just give him a chance. His name is Derek, he loves cooking, cleaning, and anything that has you doing something.
Karien: That is so boring!
Daiana: Well just work with me please?
Karien: I'll give you a day... 24 hours, Mom!
TDS - Too Damn Slow!
If you're waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?
You are like a software update. Whenever I see you, I immediately think, "Not now."
I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?
My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.
"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."