Patience jokes

I really hate waiting to die... It's taking a lifetime.

Can't wait to meet you!

So join the Depression family!

We open real soon!

Try best to hold onto sanity!

In preschool, I confessed my love to my crush, and she rejected me. As heartbroken as I was, I sucked it up and went back to teaching.

A man is at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. A few years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”

My therapist said: "Time heals all wounds."

I shot her, now we wait.

my therapist says with time all wounds can heal.

So I stabbed him. Now we wait.

"You have to be more patient!" "Will it take a long time?"

Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: "Can I have some milk?"

He waited for three hours to get an answer.

His mom finally said: "No, your dad still isn't back with it."

Actually, it isn't a bear joke, but bear with me here...

Sans: “pokes brother with ruler”

Papyrus: Sans, what are you doing?

Sans: Measuring your patience.

Papyrus: Grunts

I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.

And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?

From your Dad.

I won’t be back for a while, it’s a very long line.

So I thought about trying to eat a clock one day.

After about 13 tries, I realized this was very time consuming.

Karien: Mom, I don't care if you're dating a new guy, I want you and Dad to be together!

Daiana: Sometimes things don't work out, like when it didn't work between your father and me. Time to move on, Karien.

Karien: Well I'm not moving on! I can't believe you love someone else!

Daiana: Karien, just give him a chance. His name is Derek, he loves cooking, cleaning, and anything that has you doing something.

Karien: That is so boring!

Daiana: Well just work with me please?

Karien: I'll give you a day... 24 hours, Mom!

You are like a software update. Whenever I see you, I immediately think, "Not now."

I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?

My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.

If you're waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?

"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."

TDS - Too Damn Slow!

In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.

The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.

The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.

In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.