So, I was walking around the outside of the building and I saw a kid and asked, "Where's your parents?" I love working at the orphanage.
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Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
So I walked into my bathroom to clean some stuff, and no one ever told me you can't put phones in the bathtub!
What’s the difference between a apple and a orphan
The apple gets picked