Baseball Player jokes
Q: What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
A: One knows where home is.
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Because he stole first base.
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
Bob and Brad loved baseball. When Brad was dying, Bob asked Brad to see if there was baseball in heaven. Brad died, and two weeks later, Bob woke up to Brad's voice. Brad said, "I've got good news. They do have baseball in heaven. Bad news is that you're up to bat next."
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they eat the bat.
I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That’s not funny, you know Billy doesn’t have any arms and legs.”
Boys: “I know, we need a third base.”
The orphan was playing baseball. He hit a home run. His coach told him to run home. He couldn't find it.