Like if you know someone is emo.
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree.
Too bad he left him hanging.
I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."
What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
When I was 14, my mum caught me wanking, and she slapped me across the face. A couple weeks later, my dad caught me having a beer, and he made me drink 40 beers. I just thought, "Well, I'm glad he didn't catch me wanking."
How do emo kids complement each other?
They say, "I like ya cuts g."
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: Wanna hang out?
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
Teenager: "OMG, I’m prego, my mom's gonna kill me."
Baby: "Lmao, same"
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut itself.
The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings, the belt wouldn't fit around his neck.
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.
Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.
When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner So he says fruit ninja with his wrists
What's great about an emo pizza? It cuts its self yay
What do you call a high school student? Alone and depressed.
What do you call a teenage boy who doesn’t masturbate?
A liar.
