Like if you know someone is emo
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree
To bad he left him hanging
Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: Wanna hang out?
Teenager: OMG, I’m prego, my moms gonna kill me Baby: Lmao, same
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.
Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.
When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner So he says fruit ninja with his wrists
What's great about an emo pizza? It cuts its self yay
What do you call a high school student? Alone and depressed.
I wish my lawn was emo, because than it would cut itself.
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first think I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"
What do you call an orphan when there 18
Homeless
What's the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple will wait until you're 12 years old to come on your face.
"I met a girl and she's 28"
Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade"
-AJR
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female if you did not like it when you was a teenager you probably will not like it when you become a adult
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
Kms
why did the emo break up with her boyfriend
he didnt wanna hang out.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos but he didn't make the cut
What's the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus? They're both saying "Oh my god my mom's gonna kill me!"
