The 90+ Best Teenager Jokes

Like if you know someone is emo

So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree

To bad he left him hanging

Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?

He kept cutting in line.

Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?

A: Wanna hang out?

Teenager: OMG, I’m prego, my moms gonna kill me Baby: Lmao, same

When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.

As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.

Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.

When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner So he says fruit ninja with his wrists

What's great about an emo pizza? It cuts its self yay

What do you call a high school student? Alone and depressed.

What do you call a teenage boy who doesn’t masturbate? A liar.

A woman's husband has a yearly conference. The first night he's away from home, their teenage son Tommy comes into their room at night and starts to make love to her, but she knows that it can be dangerous to wake a sleepwalker, so she doesn't say anything. He does this every night for two weeks and stops when his father comes home. She realizes she's pregnant, and has a baby boy.

The next year the same thing happens, she gets pregnant again, and has a baby girl.

The third year, she's feelling very guilty, and after thirteen nights of incredible passionate lovemaking she sits Tommy down and tells him, "Every time your father leaves town on business, you sleepwalk into my bedroom and make love to me. Bobby and Anna aren't just your brother and sister, you're their father1"

Tommy said "You think I was sleepwalking?"

Brian has a crush on a cute girl Sally from school so he goes and tells his dad about her and he says sorry son you cant like her she is your sister. So Brian is okay with it and he starts to like another girl Madison and he goes up to his dad and says I have a crush on this girl Madison and again the dad goes oh sorry son you cant like any girl in school they are all your sisters so he goes crying to his mom and says dad said I cant like any girl because they are all my sisters and the mom goes oh it's okay you can like any girl you want because he is not your dad.

I did so much research that I got BONE-tired from doing this TIBIA honest. You probably didn’t find that HUMERUS. I got a SKELETON of these puns. I guess i could learn a FEMUR puns. I was wondering if the the creators of this site could TALUS how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years-old.