Teenager

Teenager Jokes

Emo kid

So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree.

Too bad he left him hanging.

Fetus

What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?

They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"

Emo kid

Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?

He kept cutting in line.

Parent

When I was 14, my mum caught me wanking, and she slapped me across the face. A couple weeks later, my dad caught me having a beer, and he made me drink 40 beers. I just thought, "Well, I'm glad he didn't catch me wanking."

Emo kid

What do you call a group of Emo kids?

Suicide Squad.

What jumps and never let's go?

An Emo kid.

I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.

Dead.

Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?

The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.

Emo kid

The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.

Online dating

As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.

Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.

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  • Kid

    When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.

    Emo

    What happened when the emo went through the self-checkout?

    Two beeps went off.

    Emo kid

    Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?

    After eating through his feelings, the belt wouldn't fit around his neck.