Information jokes
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?
I'm not sure, but the image doesn't contain text. Without the text, I cannot extract joke information.
This website sucks, it never cites the correct information.
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
I got some from suggestions, research, etc. etc. Just to illuminate you.
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
Everyone put your age here.
Kevin Woody (look him up)
Yo momma so fat, she tried to eat a pie chart.
Why don’t rappers tell secrets?
Because they always end up DROPPING it.
This is the log reference. Use it to post your logs. Logs can be posted by Info Gatherers or Announcers.
/{[(Log date) -Month- -Year- -Day-] -Log Title- } "-Log Information- " End of Log
Thank you, -Connor
I was just informed that my ex was stabbed yesterday. Let's just say I quit my job as a butcher.
Hi, I'm Claire. I am new to this website. I have been seeing these "Legends," and I've been tracking one specifically, watersharky. I have questions about him. Is he nice, protective, single? If anyone has any more information about him, please tell me.
What website should you go to to look up LSD dealers?
TripAdvisor.com
Qwen, I have to tell you something, so say "hi" and I will tell you.
I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.
She whispered, "They're right behind you!"
A man went to a library and asked the librarian if they had any books on suicide.
She replied "Oh fuck off, you won't bring it back!"
A man walks into a library.
Man: "Hello ma'am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide?"
Librarian: "Do you know about our return policy?"
Suicidal Man: ...
Librarian: ...
The Woman checking out a book: "WHAT THE FUCK?"
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.