Information jokes

Qwen, I have to tell you something, so say "hi" and I will tell you.

I'm not sure, but the image doesn't contain text. Without the text, I cannot extract joke information.

I was just informed that my ex was stabbed yesterday. Let's just say I quit my job as a butcher.

Hi, I'm Claire. I am new to this website. I have been seeing these "Legends," and I've been tracking one specifically, watersharky. I have questions about him. Is he nice, protective, single? If anyone has any more information about him, please tell me.

Why don’t rappers tell secrets?

Because they always end up DROPPING it.

What do asses and secrets have in common?

Both are better when not leaked!

What's the time?

How would I know?

What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper.

Yo momma so fat, she tried to eat a pie chart.

If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?

Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?

Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.

Me: What is that?

Siri: Sugondese nuts.

This website sucks, it never cites the correct information.

I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.

She whispered, "They're right behind you!"

This is the log reference. Use it to post your logs. Logs can be posted by Info Gatherers or Announcers.

/{[(Log date) -Month- -Year- -Day-] -Log Title- } "-Log Information- " End of Log

Thank you, -Connor

Never hide something behind a bookshelf. It's the oldest trick in the book!

Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.

Everyone put your age here.

A man went to a library and asked the librarian if they had any books on suicide.

She replied "Oh fuck off, you won't bring it back!"

A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said, "No, you won’t return it."

Did you hear about the person who died? I would tell you about him, but he died.